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Altima coupe sees tail lights

KeithGTP03

GTP Level Member
Driving on the freeway today an Altima coupe starts driving along side of me riding right in my blind spot. I cant stand when people drive in my blind spot, so I slow down a little bit and so does he. So I decide to speed up a little bit, and so does he. While I start getting frustrated, he finally starts pulling up right next to me and matches my speed. About a second later he floors it and I hold my speed. He slows down and does it again. Tired of this joker, the third time he does it I wait a second, say fug it, and punch it as well. Immediately I had a few car lengths on him and pulling. My exit was coming up next, so I exited and he did as well. When we get to the light he does the "roll your window down" sign language. I wont soon forget what he said (because of the palm print on my face) "Your water pump was screamin like a banshee when you passed me, you should get that checked out" Light turned green so I never got to explain to him what a supercharger is. Im pretty sure it was an I4 or somethin, because I figured the 3.5 would be faster than that.
 


1 st response ' yeah ya should see this b.tch go when the water pump is workin'
2 nd response ' wow you must work for nasa or some sh.t !'
3 rd response ' fvck off rectum boy !'
 
Or it could b your pwr steerin pump? :th_scratchhead: lmfao!
Now that woulda made more sense. If I had to make a list of a million things that I thought he was gonna say, "your water pump is screamin like a banshee" would not have been on the list. This is the only face I could muster



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Sounds like the same idiot that thought slowpoke needed to get his transmission checked cause his car was making a whine sound.
 
Now that woulda made more sense. If I had to make a list of a million things that I thought he was gonna say, "your water pump is screamin like a banshee" would not have been on the list. This is the only face I could muster



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ahahahaha
oh and...ahahaha
thats great
 
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