is that a harmonic balancer?
"It has been brought to the Club's attention that during the Cruise portion of the recent Club BBQ, while we were driving in formation from Richards Park to the AMC grounds, you were observed by many members to have seriously compromised road safety and the Club's position by amongst other things: driving beyond the speed limit, doing an improper U-turn, cutting some people off, turning from the wrong lane, and soliciting others to race."
You just made yourself sound like the kind of member we like to see here.