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Stupid people

haha no i already tried got my feet sawed off when i ran because when i tried to stop "who needs brakes" haha i slammed my feet down and the metal from what i cut when threw my feet and left em a few miles back... never when back for em.....:th_wtf: haha
 




yes i do like the time i hijacked a 70 plymouth GTX and drove 459 MPH down the highway and still got 60 MPG..... haha stupid people saying stupid stuff is fun and funny haha
 
Was at a gas station one time when a young kid in a Mazda MP3 pulled up, and kept coming in and out buying different fluids. I noticed he was getting flustrated and went over to see what I could do. He told me that his car is overheating, his steering is out, his battery light is on, and it's running like crap. He was trying to buy a bunch of fluids thinking that would solve his minor issue....I looked down and he had no belts on his car!!! I couldn't help but laugh. The gas station we were at wanted to charge like 200 bucks plus belts to install them...I made 50 bucks!
 
when I was 17 and worked at a full service fuel station. myself and another employee were trying to close when a lady came in and bought a qt of oil, she came back in a couple of minutes later and bought another, and another, and another. I asked her what she was doing and she replied. "My husband told me to check the oil, and its really low. All this oil and its no where near filling up that little hole."
We pushed her car onto a rack and drained almost three gallons of oil.
Then we showed her how to check her oil.
 


justwhisen said:
when I was 17 and worked at a full service fuel station. myself and another employee were trying to close when a lady came in and bought a qt of oil, she came back in a couple of minutes later and bought another, and another, and another. I asked her what she was doing and she replied. "My husband told me to check the oil, and its really low. All this oil and its no where near filling up that little hole."
We pushed her car onto a rack and drained almost three gallons of oil.
Then we showed her how to check her oil.
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oh yea, well when i was 17,(too long ago) I worked at a full service station as well, and a guy came in one night, said his car was bogging and wanted me to look into the carb to see if fuel was spraying when he hit the throttle, which i did, mean while as I had my eyes fixed on his engine bay a buddy of his snuck into the building from behind busting open the cash drawer and stealing about 200 in cash.....yea that's right, I'm the stupid person in this story....
 
I lost that job b/c the owner of the station not the lease-ee went into the safe for some gambeling $ and didnt tell anyone.
 


I always find it funny when they back up really fast. I tell to take it easy or their rubber band is going to break.
 
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