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Help with girls?

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You: "How much does a polar bear weigh?"
Her: "what?"
You: "Enough to break the ice"
Her: "HAHAHA..."
You: "Anyways.... I had a great time dancing with you the other night and was wondering if you would like to go to the movies or grab something to eat saturday night?"

^^ there you go.
 


Have you ever kissed a rabbit between the ears? (Pull your pockets inside out....) Would you like to?
 


Hippo Machine said:
I didn't go to school again today cuz im still sick.

I might go later.

Sorry if I don't.
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Do you have AIDS?

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Bah! You're too young to wanna settle down anyway. Take a few years, screw everything you see, and when you stop caring about looking for the right girl, she'll fall into your lap....literally and/or figuritively.
 


Consider yourself lucky that I don't know you Hippo.....cause things would get done if I did!!!!!:th_angry2:
 
98L36 said:
Consider yourself lucky that I don't know her Hippo.....cause she would get done if I did!!!!!:th_angry2:
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Fixed.




Oh, and the skittles thing worked 4 for 4 so far. Thanks to whoever suggested that for the excellent dome I got last night. :th_thumbsup-wink:
 
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Ok, I'll give you that one but seriously Hippo, just go to school and ask her!
 
All aboard the failboat! I just snagged this little lulzy bit from teh gpf chatz!

"3:44 PM <Hippo Machine> brandon we dont know each other enough for me to call her "
 


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