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Fast 5 = EPIC fail...



RIght, it goes: 1, 2, 4, 5, 3.

Makes total sense.

Oh well...for those who haven't seen it; stay after the credits.
 
I agree with the Mopar sticker comment, I think I saw maybe one GM car and I don't even remember seeing any Fords other than the Exploders.
 
I plan on going to see it soon, but I never expect much from a F&F movie. The first one turned me away pretty early on. When he pops the the hood on the eclipse and there sits a N/A 420. The a.d.d. kid starts listing off sh*t that isn't there. How you gonna talk about a ball bearing turbo when there sits a header slapping you in the face?

This one sounds more promising for my tastes, I won't miss the tuner fags or their cars.
 
Apperently the dude at my work with his fartcan SI and all his buddies went with about 20-30 hondas. He said it was good. More action tho. Either way ould you imagine how long that fart was with them all leaving.
 


This is why I hated it...

1.There were no mixture of cars. Meaning, ya there was a glimpse of a few exotics but basically it was the Charger series the whole movie...
2. There was ONE race shown in the entire movie...
3. I dont care what anyone says, there were way too many "best friends forever" scenes for a F&F movie...
4.(and probably one of the most important) where were all the half naked chicks walkin around? two scenes literally...

If you look at it as a just a movie and not a "F&F" movie I could see it being ok but traditionally the F&F movies had bad ass cars everywhere (and it increased as the series moved on) and this one simply did not...

so let me rephrase... Fast 5 was not an epic fail as a movie... Fast 5 was and epic fail as a "F&F" movie...

honestly the more i think about it the story reminds me of the "oceans 11" type of movie...
 
nawarkk said:
Movie was legit as hell. Barely any corny parts like before, and their cars were awesome.. Man you guys are hard, what do you want out of a movie lol

I'd actually go see it again if I could.
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bluegtp91 said:
Jarred your dumb.

It was the best one yet.

Minus the nitrous wheelie.

If you think this one was bad go watch the 1st one with the automatic supercharged Maxima that needs the fuel trims relearned so it can run 9's.
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You can't call any cars in the F&F series badass until the last couple movies...it always revolved around the Charger and Skyline...soooo...not seeing the issue there. They have been in every movie minus the 3rd one since it was stupid.

The series has evolved...as has the acting. You have to adapt to it. It went from stealing VCR's in Honda's with ricer lights to shooting DEA agents on the run with near death experiences...

So...your stupid :D
 
i didn say all the cars were badass but there were more of them... oh and BTW there was a skyline in the 3rd and probably BEST one

so :th_tongue2:
 


i liked the third one... :hide:
it had the most racing, and the fourth one was sweet except for the wheelstand on dirt.

you're the first one that's said it's bad, my facebook's been blowing up with awesome reviews while i'm putting in 30 hours at work every weekend.

/b!tchfest.
 
well it had the end, it had the big clusterf*ck near the end, and the one where they played chicken, and those are just the ones i can think of off the top of my head
 
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