• The site migration is complete! Hopefully everything transferred properly from the multiple decades old software we were using before. If you notice any issues please let me know, thanks! Also, I'm still working on things like chatbox, etc so hopefully those will be working in the next week or two.

Hector is going legit...trying to get on the NIRA circuit....



Vince: Why don't you try Fat Burger from now on? You can get yourself a cheese and fries for 2.95, faggot!
Brian: I like the tuna here.
Vince: Bull**** asshole, no one likes the tuna here!
Brian: Yeah well I do.
 


[Brian comes into a restaurant]
Mia: Tuna on white. No crust, right?
Brian: I don't know. How is it?
Mia: Every day for the last three weeks you've been coming in here and you've been asking me how the tuna is. Now, it was crappy yesterday, it was crappy the day before and guess what? It hasn't changed.
Brian: I'll have the tuna.
Mia: No crust?
Brian: No crust.
 
Dom; Jesse, since you were the first to reach in and grab some chicken, why don't you say grace?
Jesse: [saying grace] Dear Heavenly... uh...
Leon: Spirit.
Jesse: Spirit. Thank you. Thank you for providing us with the direct-port nitrous... uh... injection, four-core intercoolers, an' ball-bearing turbos, and... um... titanium valve springs. Thank you.
Leon: Amen!
Dom: Very nice.
Letty: He was praying to the car gods.
 
talk to me jessey this aint working brother
its your fuel map its got a nasty hull
thats why your unloading in 3rd
Ill lengthen the injector pulse tune the NOS timer and ull run 9s
 


Brian: Hey, Jimmy! We got any half-empty bottles of nitrous laying around
Jimmy: Sure, but I already loaded you with spray.
Brian: I'm thinking we may need it for something else. 'Cause our cars may get a little crowded.
 
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I seen you checkin her out.
Ok i was now shut up.
U shut up.tell me to shut up.

Both you girlies shut up.unbelievable.
 


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