-I hate people who buy a new $500 laptop at college and spend a week naming of specs they don't understand and bragging about how "fast" it is. Your an idiot, nice toaster.
-I hate the ford mustang, its the iPhone of cars, everyone has one and every noob who sees one instantly thinks "OMG BEST CAR". Can't you go be stupid somewhere else?
-I hate when people find out what I go to school for (software engineering) and instantly think I know why their computer is slow.
-I hate reverse racism, it's the only kind of racism that exists in this country. Sure, you can have "black stars" and "black history month". But if I made a "white stars" channel, BOOM i'm a racist. Don't make me go get my six shooter and my lynchin rope.
-I hate people who buy a new car and get the base model with no options. What a piece of ****.
-I hate kids who get everything handed to them by their parents. Have you realized that nobody likes you yet? Have fun driving your daddies car that you think you payed for.
-I hate people who live on wellfare and food stamps, but somehow they have a 1080p TV, designer clothes, and drive a new car. You should just go to prison, your abusing freedom.
I agreed with these so much I immediately stopped reading everything else just to post this. I am also going to school for software engineering and I HATE when people just assume you can do something -- yeah I can do it, I just don't like that you ASSUME I can do it. $500 laptop, woohoo, cheap ass Intel POS with 4gb RAM and an integrated GPU, and it's probably a douchey Dell. Don't brag unless you can tell me more than what's on the sticker that you probably haven't taken off. And also, I did just get paid $25 the other day for spending 1 hour trying to tell this old lady she needs to buy a new computer. That was after I uninstalled McAfee 2010 from her 2004 single core dinosaur with 512mb RAM lol.
I also hate:
-Bad spelling/grammar.
-People who drive like they don't ever need to reach their destination.
-People who take actions against aggressive drivers on the road to make them slow down.
-People who obey the speed limit. Either go 4 over or move over to the shoulder, cause I'm comin through.
-People who don't move over on the highway when they're doing 50 in a 65 and you come up on them doing 75.
-People who wait to move over to the other lane until right as you signal and start moving.
-Those same people who also move back over into the other lane right to get in front of you again.
-People who see slow cars ahead of you and speed up so you can't get over.
-People who get into the lane that ends right after the stop light, but ride right next to you and then start pushing you into oncoming traffic because there's not enough room in front of you and the car ahead of you to get ahead.
-People who drive 5 under the speed limit.
-People who buy brand new cars and never ****ing drive them. You bought it, ****ing drive it you money wasting sack.
-People who drive 5 or more over on straight aways but go 10 under around curves.
-People who drive slow when there's oncoming traffic or a non-passing zone but speed up when you're clear to pass.
-People who drive ****ty cars but think they can just pass anybody they want.
-People that drive slow until you're in the oncoming traffic lane to pass them and then speed up. Don't do that, cause I WILL put your ass down.
-Kansas
-Missouri
-How I had to spend 25% of the money I was making going to/from KS/MO on gas alone.
-How I put over 7k miles on my car in under a month.
-How my girlfriend *****es about how I spend my money -- so I bought some new network equipment, monitor, a couple hard drives and a new Xbox 360. Big ****ing deal, go buy another purse.
-How my girlfriend starts a whine-fest whenever I tell anybody that I'm going to eventually turbo my car.
-Iowa traffic laws. My license is suspended in MINNESOTA from October to December for getting a speeding ticket in IOWA for doing 29 over. I think the punishment should be completely circumstantial -- it was a sunny day, not a cloud in the sky, and I was like an hour late. I wasn't driving recklessly, I was just going really fast. A couple years ago I did 32 over in good old MN, got a $385 fine and a slap on the wrist. **** Iowa. Btw IA State Patrol uses the Ku radar band so make sure you have a newer detector, my 10 band obviously wasn't enough.
-How my girlfriend says I'm a bad driver just because I like to go fast and drive aggressively (I don't typically go more than 10 over btw).
-How my girlfriend *****es about how much I like my car.
-How my girlfriend's aunt has 2 Grand Prixs. One is a 2005 maroon base model, the other is a 2006 black special edition with black rims, it looks so ****ing sweet (no SC though).
-How my girlfriend's aunt thinks I got ripped off for what I paid for my car ($6400 btw, when the KBB value for it was over $8k -- I got it for under private party!).
-Women who think they know what they're talking about but really don't. Then continue to insist you're wrong with no supporting evidence even though you've laid down dozens of facts supporting your point.
-When people tell you 'how gay' your car is, even though they drive a 23 second bathtub POS from 1874 that couldn't take a ****ing Amish buggy.
-When people talk **** and expect you to do nothing about it.
-How I only make $8.50/hr and I have skills that could make over $20/hr, but nobody will hire me because I don't have a degree or ****ing 'work experience'.
-How people complain about me swearing a lot -- really? This isn't ****ing preschool, if you don't like it then stop eavesdropping on my conversation.
-How I constantly have to worry about having enough money for my car payment.
-How my dad keeps changing his mind on how much I owe him for insurance. **** you dad, take your drunk ass back to the garage and think about your old mudding truck with 44s and a built up 14:1 compression 400 small block.
-When people shove religion down your throat like it's their ****ing job. It's great that you believe and all, but you're a dumb **** for assuming that I don't.
-Ford Mustangs.
-iPods, iPhones, and anything else made my crApple. So you made the first affordable computer, good for you Steve Jobs. Windows is better. Sure it may get more viruses, but that's only if you're a ****ing moron with the internet. I have had Apple computers crash on me WAY more than any PC, idc what people say. Btw everyone, Vista WAS and STILL IS better than XP. Get over yourselves you no-knowledge wannabes.
-Don't even get me started on TPS reports.
-How customers think I'm a ****ing moron just because I cashier at a grocery store.
-How those same customers think that courtesy (cart pusher) is a higher ranking position than cashier. Since when did filling a cart room and cleaning the store become more skill-necessary than cashiering?
-Anybody who hates Pontiac.
-GM for letting Pontiac go. Since when are turbo 4-banger Saturns more sporty than a Pontiac with a ****ing 6.2L V8?!
-Anybody who thinks i4 engines are the ****.
-People who drive around in the cheapest model of what would be a 'nice' car. Just get the SS already and stop ****ing around.
-Anybody who tells me carbureted engines are better than fuel injected engines -- they're not, so shut up.
-Anybody who tells me somebody else's car can whoop my car. It's not yours, therefore you have no rights to it.
-How my list is only beginning but I'm going to cut it short because I don't want to take up too much space.
-Anybody who *****es about my list or the things in it.