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I love Hondas

02 WS6 TA

02 WS6 TA

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I'll paint the high points, because for the most part, there's not much of value here. I'm at a redlight in the GTO, cranking some tunes, cruising easy, no rush, traffic light, and I was ahead of schedule. Enter Primered, stickered ~99ish Civic Hatch with a 12" fart blaster ( Driven by a 98 lb tatted sideways hat wearing meth head) who pulls up beside me revving to the limiter over, and over. He lets the gutless B&D aquarium pump spin down, and yells to me " What ya got?" I turned the music down, and replied " a Job".
 


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that would of been the race of a life time for my n/a impala, I race i might of won for once!.....maybe lol
 
There was no race; I didn't dignify it with anything further than a catty remark. But yes, I feel you'd have had this douche covered.
 
A similar incident happened to me the other day. I had pulled into a U-turn and was waiting at the light. Right behind me, fart cannon farting to high heaven, is a late 90's civic hatch. I was ignoring him and when the light turned green, I just casually made the turn. He takes the turn and somehow thought he was racing me?? I was only getting up to my cruising speed of 55 at about 1/3 throttle and he's right next to me going full-on weed wacker. I look over and see him looking right back at me as if he thought he was winning LOL. I just smh and let him win in his fantasy world.
 


Same kind of thing happened to Speed demon and I. We were hanging out in a parking lot talking about our cars and we had a skinny dude in a green primer civic hatch throw a rev or two at us on his way out. It looked like his girl would have rather been in one of the family cars lol
 
I had rice on 3 sides at a light other day tossin revs and shouting at each other. One was trying to get another to turn left from the thru lane and follow the two in the turn lane. Ese right next to me is flatulating heavily so I couldn't refrain. Waited for a quiet moment and whizzed the M90 in neutral once. All eyes got big and looked in the exact direction of my airbox then at a big ol southern grin. Their turn arrow came on and I bet they got up to 45 at WOT by the end of that quarter mile downhill to the next signal. Same intersection but single helping of rice awhile back and I was in the 69. They were staring and wapm-wapm-ing all over me so I bumped neutral and blipped it and they jumped in their seats lol. You really do gotta lopve Hondas, and Acuras even more. Gang violence is at an all-time high in my city and the getaway is consistently Honda.
 
When they used to Rev up at me in my 410w powered fox I would active the transbrake and hold gas to the floor the car would start shaking violently smoke pouring out the pipes with ear splitting sound. I would shake my head no with a big grin as the looked at me with there jaw drop they would not even try then.
God I miss the transbrake

Did my post confuse you? BLAME AUTOCORRECT!
 
02 WS6 TA said:
I'll paint the high points, because for the most part, there's not much of value here. I'm at a redlight in the GTO, cranking some tunes, cruising easy, no rush, traffic light, and I was ahead of schedule. Enter Primered, stickered ~99ish Civic Hatch with a 12" fart blaster ( Driven by a 98 lb tatted sideways hat wearing meth head) who pulls up beside me revving to the limiter over, and over. He lets the gutless B&D aquarium pump spin down, and yells to me " What ya got?" I turned the music down, and replied " a Job".
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Lol.
 
GotMelon said:
When they used to Rev up at me in my 410w powered fox I would active the transbrake and hold gas to the floor the car would start shaking violently smoke pouring out the pipes with ear splitting sound. I would shake my head no with a big grin as the looked at me with there jaw drop they would not even try then.
God I miss the transbrake

Did my post confuse you? BLAME AUTOCORRECT!
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You just disqualified yourself by stating 410W and Fox... Unless there's a carb swapped IROC in your trailerhood, you are the king.
 




GotMelon said:
Man I suck at life because I only run 11s n/a on pump gas
https://youtu.be/NvnBIl0QGnk

Looks like all f body's are not fast because I beat him and I'm slow.

Did my post confuse you? BLAME AUTOCORRECT!
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Do you want a cookie? I never said everyone can make an F bod fast, but my wife's car will have to brake at 1,000 ft for you to have a chance. Try my car on and I'll give you a 3 second hit. Hell, I had a 3800 lb '85 Cutlass that ran high 8's on old school BBO power. Foxes don't impress me, they're every bit as redneck as a 3rd gen, and with real power ( those have Turbo/nitrous LSx engines) stand on their ass and crash.


Oh, and my turd 4th gen runs 9.20s on 93 octane. Sing it, sister.
 
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