Theres a junk Magnum wagon shell at my work and it has crossed my mind to chop the rear roof section off and make a GP nomad. Reminiscent of the experimental long roof Trans Am of the late 70s which I thought was cool. Welp- there I went and proved I'm odd as well, woops.
You're not odd, nor ignorant.
Just insanely stupid.
I'd drive it.
I still want a V70R someday.