Best One Liners...

[blueguy]

FOR RACING

I got a couple and didn't know if this thread had been ever started:th_scratchhead:

So here goes:th_biggrin2:

Tuning a Honda is like coming out of the closet...At first everyone is shocked but in the end you're still gay.

Try feeding your credit card in the intake...that gave me like 90 more HP

Hope you guys got some good ones

 

[UR LOSN]

Racing your honda is like competing in the special Olympics.... even if you win.. your still retarded.......



thats the only one that I have heard......

 

[TheOtherNick]

My lug nuts require more torque than your honda makes.

 

[UR LOSN]

a 2 litre bottle of pop has more litres than your motor has?

 

[Chleby]

nitrous is like a hot girl with an STD...you wanna hit it but ur afraid of the consequences...

 

[nutcase]

Honda. The little engine that couldn't.

 

[BADAZGTP]

Rice, it's what's for dinner.

 

[FoSHO99]

Since NISMO stands for Nissan Motorsports... Shouldn't HOMO stand for Honda Motorsports?

 

[QwikGT]

rice may be good for gas but it doesnt build muscle
there is no replacement for displacement....sure there is forced induction!!!
speed costs money how fast do you want to go?

 

[SlowM90]

Bottles are for babies, Real men get blown.

 

[JEFFSGTP]

[UR LOSN] 7:42 am: I BANNED SCOTTY!!!!!

 

[Bio248]

[UR LOSN] 7:42 am: I BANNED SCOTTY!!!!!

lmao. awesome.

 

[SyntheticShield]

lmao. awesome.

So THATS how its gonna be huh?

 

[Bio248]

come on, he accidentally banned you. that **** is funny.

 

[blowfishRus6]

heh

 

[FoSHO99]

So THATS how its gonna be huh?

Well, we all know Bio's next on the list...

Did you take care of your business in Illinois yet???

 

[Bio248]

bring it on.

 

[JEFFSGTP]

I didn't get a rise out of either of them and I posted the dang thing ROFLMAO ...I must be losing my touch

 

[Abrasive]

Vtec, all the turbo lag without the turbo.

Turbo lag is just a courtious head start.

I know violence isn't the answer, I got it wrong on purpose.

 

[Street Wolf]

[UR LOSN] 7:42 am: I BANNED SCOTTY!!!!!

Win. lmfao