I remember when I was moving out of an apartment a few years ago. I went back to make sure everything was clean and in order, and to video tape and snap some pics of the condition of the apartment before the management came in to look at it (in case they tried to claim something that wasn't there, or exaggerated about anything). I go back to my car, and some douchebag had parked their beat up, white Ford Aerostar really crooked, and less than a foot away from my driver's door. I was fuming to say the least. I had to get in through the passenger side, and crawl over to the driver's seat. Then I had to try backing, and straightening out 2 times to clear the van the way this jackass had parked. So when I finally got out of the space, I parked the car behind his van, took out my notebook and magic marker, and wrote "LEARN HOW TO PARK ASSHOLE". I then checked to see that no one was around, got out, stuck the paper under his windshield, and then proceeded to completely deflate both his passenger side tires. That way, even with his spare, s/he'll be just one tire short of being able to go anywhere.