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National Guard Unit Takes Wrong Turn, Invades Iraq

Spartan GL

Specialist Walter US Army
[h=1]National Guard Unit Takes Wrong Turn, Invades Iraq[/h] Posted by: SGT B Posted date: April 23, 2012 In: Army | comment : 12

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Khubari Crossing, Kuwait - What should have been a routine mission almost ended with an international incident for 1[SUP]st[/SUP] Brigade, 34[SUP]th[/SUP] Infantry Division, a National Guard unit from Minnesota. Deployed to Kuwait for the past ten months, the unit assisted in the drawdown of Iraq and has been in part of the Middle East Area Reaction Force, in order to help thwart the threats of countries like Iran. An infantry unit in 1/34[SUP]th[/SUP], the 2-135 IN, recently went out on an area patrol around Camp Buehring and Camp Virginia.
SSG Jonathan Erikson, a squad leader in the unit, was in charge when the events took place.
“We were headed north from Camp Buehring, just doing a patrol of the routes trying to make sure everything was ok. We came up to a large compound which I now know is Khubari Crossing. Apparently the gate was closed for some reason. We didn’t realize that at the time and just kind of drove around it. I thought we were still in Kuwait. Next thing ya’ know we’re in Sadr City.”
SPC Tyler Lokken, SSG Erikson’s driver, had a different story to tell.
“I kept telling that idiot we were going the wrong way. He kept insisting that we push forward and that we were still in Kuwait. When comms dropped out he just marked it off as ****ty radios. Then, after about six hours of driving, I tried to explain that it only takes about 3 hours to drive all the way across Kuwait. He said to me, ‘Who the **** do you think you are huh? I’m the damn Staff Sergeant here, so shut the **** up and drive.’
The Iraqis were distressed at the sight of Americans once again. Lieutenant Sadik Al Mahara, an Iraqi Army Officer, elaborated further via telephone:
“As soon as we saw the Americans, I honestly thought to myself, Allah damnit, a THIRD invasion? Seriously? So I did what I did the last two times and threw my AK-47 on the ground and surrendered. Well, this time I didn’t get to surrender. When I approached the Americans to turn myself in, they were not prepared to process me as a detainee like they had before. It was at this point that I knew something was wrong. I was glad to give them directions back to Kuwait and send them on their way. Those Americans are always so nice.”
The White House released a statement following the event apologizing for the confusion. SSG Erikson was immediately promoted to the rank of 2[SUP]nd[/SUP] Lieutenant.
 


Epic. "As soon as we saw the Americans, I honestly thought to myself, Allah damnit, a THIRD invasion? Seriously? So I did what I did the last two times and threw my AK-47 on the ground and surrendered."
 
Holy Hell !!! Umm and to think I transfered from 1/34th In 2008! I got back from Iraq in 2007 with the RedBulls. I was a Bradley Mechanic and was deployed for 22 months start to finish with them. Long story short while over there I got to have a phone conversation with my wife bawling saying I wasnt comming home in less than a month. The FRG back at home told everyone we were getting extended as part of the surge in 2007. Hmm funny thing is our command didnt say a word to use before the conversation with my wife. I transfered to the North Dakota National Guard for a 94M Sentinel Radar Repairer position. I have never regretted it for a second the treatment management and leadership is night and day better than the MNARNG I was a part of.

PS Do not start with the nasty girl bullsh1t!!!!
Ive been deployed twice and Im currently going to school for free under 100% benifits and am also currently doing VA Home loan paper work...............
Think you "Active" dudes are any better or have better benifits HAHA Not a chance have fun being micro managed every day of your career while us "part timers" get the same benifits !!!

Your Welcome,
SSG Olson
 


Cmon bro you know I am just playing, some of the best people I have met in the Army either in garrison or in Iraq were NG. It's just that NG tend to do all the fun stuff that makes for great sories, just sayin... IMHO I am so done with Active Army cause of my back pain and problems. I'm ready to be a civi again so bad. Also I mixed my pain meds with yeager and red bull tonight s0 I'm kinda fucted up.
 


Hahahaha, I didnt even know those guys were allowed to be in kit long enough to do a mission. Every time I would see them they would be chilling out in basketball shorts and a t shirt, eating cakes at the DFAC. But seriously, what the heck do we even have FBCB2(Like a garmin for Army) for? Get your head out of your asses people(them)...
 
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