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Mother F***ing Birds

slopez

slopez

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Ughhhhhh, i hate birds sooooo much they crap everywhere. I washed my car yesterday nice and shiny i wake up this morning and a huge bird $h*t was on my hood. One of these days im just gonna shoot all the birds down in my neighborhood.Hate em!!!!
 


Never fails for me. The day after the wash there's either bird crap or the neighborhood cats have walked all over it, not to mention pollen, pitch and pine needles.
 
Bio248 said:
get a garage. ;)
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Haha i dnt have one, its a dumb story but when we got the house we had no idea the garage was illegally built. The City came one day and told us to tear it down not only did we have no garage but the city fined us $1,500 for having an illegal addition.
 
Crazy bird lady needs to go....

OH ****, the crazy bird man at work will be back soon as well....

those seaguls at work get up on peoples car and dance around.

Can you say raped paint?
 


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This happened....
 


That Canadian Guy said:
its REALLY simple, just dont feed them, and dont let anyone do it near you.
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haha, harvest season is just terrrble at the rents place. im talking 10's of thousands of birds. neighbor down the block has a forrest of evergreen trees that the birds nest in. dawn comes, they take off for the fields, sundown they head back, not before sh*tting out everything they just ate all over everything.

only downfall of the ****ry.
 
Hey man i know how you feel. The only place i can park my car at my house is on the street right under a frackin street light. Get deuced on multiple times a week. Its getting worse since spring is coming. I washed my car a few weeks ago, and guess what i saw on the front windshield and hood the next morn?:th_shakinghead2:
 
The birds are so bad here in the summer, one of my cooks said he was gonna **** on my car since it seemed to be the popular thing to do..... :mad:
 
I park under a tree mostly. Between the bird dookie and tree sap the car always has something on it.
 


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