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Made a Pu$$y$tang my B**** :p

TLSheff

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For the haters, i know it wasnt fair that he didnt know what I had, but it was a pansy v6 car with a couple teenagers wanting to race everything that moved so I put em in their places. So if you don't care about my decimating a v6, stop now.

Now its Saturday night, gf and I are headed to a friends for a night of laid-back gaming. Stop at a red light and this black stang come screeching to a halt and the passenger is holding up a "pu$$y" hand sign from the 90s and the driver is like "YOU WANNA GO????".... keep in mind my windows are tinted, rolled up, its night time, and im tempted to ignore them but some devil took my hand, kicked the shifter into Neutral, and i goosed the throttle... it was this time the passengers face changed, i think it was the whine, and the driver got serious... i thought o god don't do it... gf starts rolling... and the light goes green.

So the idiot hits the throttle like hes rolling on slicks... i roll about 1/3 throttle... guess who hole-shotted? I get about 2 lengths, and am thru the intersection before he starts moving... so I let off and slow down. Gotta let him have a smidgen of hope. Well he finally gets traction and starts moving... gains and gets even so i punch it and blow past him. Im running about 3 lengths and a car cuts across traffic to pull into Wal-Mart so i slow down so it doesn't look like im trying to suicide into them, which allows him to ricer fly-by with the passenger hollering from the windows. So i laugh and floor it, shifts to second, spins a little, hooks and i shoot to 60 and blow by him like jet, the guys are looking like WTF? when i shoot by and they back off... lesson learned hard... don't mess with the granny cars, they pack a punch :th_tongue2:
 


Lol nice kill man. You should be a story writer or something u are real good with the details.
 
LOL thanks guys... Normally I wouldnt post a simple kill like that but it was soo funny... i dont think he let out of the throttle the whole time til I blew his doors off.

Was really one of those, 98 V-6 Mustang - $3,000, Gas for the night - $30, getting owned by a 4-door granny car 3 times in 1 race - Priceless

:th_jester: - TL
 
haha.
nice story :)
& with some dumba$$ teens in the car, thats just icing :p
wouldve loved to have seen their faces when they heard the whine :D
 


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