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Grandprixboy1224

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i got this from my uncle and i thought i would share it with all of you.

a five year old boy and his granfather are sitting on the front porch together, when grandpa pulled a beer out of the cooler. the little boy asked grandpa, can i have a beer? grandpa replied 'Can your Pec*er touch your a**?

the little boy answered, 'No grandpa, Its just a little Pec*er!' Grandpa said , then youre not man enough to have a beer. A little later grandpa lit up a cigar. the little boy asked, 'Grandpa, can i have a cigar?

once again, Grandpa asked, 'Can your Pec*er touch youre a**? The little boy answered 'no; again.

grandpa said, then youre not man enough to have a cigar. A little later, the boy came out of the house with some cookies and milk. Grandpa asked, 'Can i have a cookie? the boy asked 'Can your pec*er touh youre a**? grandpa replied, Heck yeah. My Pec*er can touch my a**!

The boy replied, then go F**K yourself. grandma made these for me.
 


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