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I've done had it with vaginal sex







In the words of Brotha Leon...

What is love? What is this longing in our hearts for togetherness? Is it not the sweetest flower? Does not this flower of love have the fragrent arroma of fine fine dining? Does not the wind love the dirt? Is not love not unlike the unlikly not it is unliking to? Are you with someone tonight? Do not question your love. Take your lover by the hand. Release the power within yourself. You heard me release the power. Tame the wild cosmos with a whisper. Conquer heaven with one intimate caress. Thats right, don't be shy, whip out everything you've got, and do it in da butt BY LEON PHELPS!!
 
just make sure she doesnt eat mexican food in the time prior to plugging the fudge dispenser. i read in FHM magazine a few years back where this dude banged his old lady in butthole.... anyways... guy goes to the doc cuz his dickhole is burning something fierce... turns out he had a jalapeno seed stuck in his dick... just sayin. tryin to look out.
 


gtpinsc said:
just make sure she doesnt eat mexican food in the time prior to plugging the fudge dispenser. i read in FHM magazine a few years back where this dude banged his old lady in butthole.... anyways... guy goes to the doc cuz his dickhole is burning something fierce... turns out he had a jalapeno seed stuck in his dick... just sayin. tryin to look out.
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holy ****, reading that made me shiver. OW!
 
gtpinsc said:
just make sure she doesnt eat mexican food in the time prior to plugging the fudge dispenser. i read in FHM magazine a few years back where this dude banged his old lady in butthole.... anyways... guy goes to the doc cuz his dickhole is burning something fierce... turns out he had a jalapeno seed stuck in his dick... just sayin. tryin to look out.
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:th_laugh-lol3: OUCH!!
 
gtpinsc said:
just make sure she doesnt eat mexican food in the time prior to plugging the fudge dispenser. i read in FHM magazine a few years back where this dude banged his old lady in butthole.... anyways... guy goes to the doc cuz his dickhole is burning something fierce... turns out he had a jalapeno seed stuck in his dick... just sayin. tryin to look out.
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lmao...fine example of why I don't get down like that :th_laugh-lol2::th_thumbsup-wink:
 
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