How to make my Grand Prix GTP Slower?

[PurpleGuy]

Hey guys, I'm pretty new here. But i've stalked the forum for some time.

Anyway. I've got a 97 Grand Prix and it's just too fast for me. I fee like it's dangerous. It does 0-60 in like 9 seconds. That's pretty fast. Any help in making it slower is greatly appreciated.

Also. Do I need to run premium? 87 octane is so much cheaper.

 

[Scottydoggs]

NOOB.

























with over 4,000 posts too.

 

[Elite6]

Pulley down and run 87... plenty slow and have a video cam handy

 

[HighOctaneRacing]

ahahahahahahahahahaha this is gonna be fun....



Take all air out of tires....

Put liquid glass in engine oil....

Block throttle body flow by 50%.....

Have an old lady drive it....

Maybe have Tim McCallum work on it?????

 

[Iceman6669]

 

[ericspecullaas]

Go buy a hellcat that will fix your problems.

 

[Logan541]

cheapest fastest easiest way is learn to control your right foot

 

[WolvesSoulZ]

Just remove the S/C belt and it'll be the best slow mod you can do.

 

[stealthee]

Someone stayed logged in on another member's computer. LOL

 

[spazzz]

Doods, gotta be high

 

[hensleya1]

+1 on letting Tim McCallum work on your car lol

 

[Booba5185]

Put a 1x2 under the gas pedal. Even better, rig up a tazer to the gas pedal where you get tazed if you go more than 50% throttle. This may help on other cars too.

 

[buickman104]

Disconnect 3 spark plug wires.

 

[WhiteLightningGTP]

+1 on letting Tim McCallum work on your car lol

lololololololollllllllll

 

[theaceofspades]

Maybe have Tim McCallum work on it?????

This!!!!!

 

[coolone]

Pull it into the garage, jack it up, remove the tires and put it on blocks!

Done!

or better yet, give it to somebody with BALLS to drive it, thank you.


just figured to contribute to the humor

 

[PurpleGuy]

Pull it into the garage, jack it up, remove the tires and put it on blocks!

Done!

or better yet, give it to somebody with BALLS to drive it, thank you.


just figured to contribute to the humor

I tried that. It seemed to work but it rode just a bit rough for my liking. It looked basically identical to this. But I used smaller blocks.

 

[PurpleGuy]

Anybody have Tim's number? What kind of mods would he be doing to decrease the performance of my vehicle?

Going to try the 87 octane. And correct me if I'm wrong here. But bigger pulley=more boost correct? So if that's the case I want the smallest pulley possible for the least amount of boost. What's the absolute smallest pulley made?

 

[HighOctaneRacing]

IIRC the smallest is .5 which is funny cause the ladies call Tim .5. Idk y lol.

 

[pontiac98]

Are you being for real right now? BTW, regular 87 octane for a GTP really isn't good; just ask anyone on here.