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So I have an eye doctor appt. in a hour, and my doctor is mean as satan.

I woke up with a sore throat and a sinus headache/ plugged up nose.

My dog had 3 seizures this morning.

FML.


But I must say, the first cigarette of the day, is the best cigarette of the day. ;)
 




^^ I'll have to check that out.

So on top of my shi+ day, the doctor DIALATED my pupils, AND they were out of those stupid temporary sunglasses. Talk about a fun drive home.
 
Today, I got an email from my dad that only said: "Have you ever wondered if the one dollar bills in your wallet were ever in a stripper's butt crack? If not, you are now." Yes, Dad, as a matter of fact I am. MLIA
best one I have read from there
 
ZR1Vette09 said:
YESSSSSSSSS I check it almost hourly lol
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justwhisen said:
Today, I got an email from my dad that only said: "Have you ever wondered if the one dollar bills in your wallet were ever in a stripper's butt crack? If not, you are now." Yes, Dad, as a matter of fact I am. MLIA
best one I have read from there
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that one is funny, but i have seen funnier. I read it so much that I narrate my life like that lol
 


^^agreed with claude. one of my favorites is "have you ever wondered if your mom gave you a kiss goodnight after going down on your dad? you are now..."
 
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