C6 Z06 vs. GTP

[02 WS6 TA]

So, I'm rolling up the freeway heading to the hacienda, when I spot a Yellow Z06 ahead- I pull up alongside him at about 70, and (believe it or not) he didn't instantly recognize the credentials of my Blown 3800; So I began to instigate. It took several attempts, as I have learned most of you can get a race just by pulling out of Walmart in such a powerful, desirable sports sedan- I however, was not so fortunate. However, after 3 times bowing up beside him, he decided to give it a try. I won't say he blew my phukkin' doors off (although he did) but I do think I am experiencing rectal bleeding as a result. My GTP isn't as boss as some of yours, clearly.

 

[Iceman6669]

Clearly good sir...

 

[MoarkatsINmuhtrailer]

Who's this jackass?

 

[Slowpoke]

Dude, DID YOU EVEN 3.4?

 

[02 WS6 TA]

I totally 3.4'd him. You should have heard the death rattle and seen the smoke.

 

[MoarkatsINmuhtrailer]

I bet he didn't.

If he did, then that z06 would have been a Sh1t stain on the mattress

 

[REDCRAPGP]

Lmao

 

[Taz Magister]

Yea I ran an amg slsgullwing the other day its a good thing that cars pretty, pretty slow

 

[blueguy]

Aerodynamics took place, apparently.

 

[02 WS6 TA]

Yeah, if it weren't for that, I'd have had him.

 

[Fivefingerdeathpunch]

Dam bricks we drive.

 

[Neil98gt]

Dude, DID YOU EVEN 3.4?

I can't stop laughing hahaha

 

[MoarkatsINmuhtrailer]

I can't stop laughing hahaha

I don't see why.


3.4'n be straight up and ain't not be playing.


If you gotta ask, you ain't finna try

 

[02 WS6 TA]

I don't see why.


3.4'n be straight up and ain't not be playing.


If you gotta ask, you ain't finna try

Only because I was born/raised in Atlanta do I understand what you just said.

 

[Juanmiguel]

Did you activate the "perf shift" button? Maybe you forgot!

 

[MoarkatsINmuhtrailer]

Only because I was born/raised in Atlanta do I understand what you just said.

Word up.


Black Panthers fo life

 

[Neil98gt]

Did you activate the "perf shift" button? Maybe you forgot!

No. He would have flat out curb stomped the z06 if he did.

 

[MoarkatsINmuhtrailer]

perf. shift is only for twin turbo lambos

 

[02 WS6 TA]

Did you activate the "perf shift" button? Maybe you forgot!

No, you silly beaner, it's an '01.

 

[MoarkatsINmuhtrailer]

No, you silly beaner, it's an '01.

you had to go there??