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retards on the highway

Poil336

Poil336

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so i'm coming back up to school tonight, straight 2 hour drive up I-75. it's raining hard enough i'm having trouble seeing through my windsheild, not to mention it's dark. so there's a honda accord taking up so much of my rearview that i can barely see the tops of the headlights. i keep brake-checking but she doesn't get the message. there's a car in front of me and a truck to my side, there's nowhere i can go and she's like 3 feet behind me. she got off on an exit after awhile and later we go into a construction zone. i'm in the left lane, the guy in front of me slows down so i do too, and then there's this white car, another honda coincidentally, flys by texting at about 90. sure enought, ridiculously big fart can. this thing must have had like 850hp. the highway was in no way empty either. caught up to him later in a ditch :th_thumb-up: and then later, a semi truck passes me. completely blows my doors off. i'm still doing 70. honestly, he was probably doing 90 too. scared the **** outta me. and just to add insult to injury, i get off on my exit, 2 miles from school, and an out of state driver cuts me off at a light by making a left turn in a right hand turn lane next to me. i'm glad i got back in one piece.

on a lighter note...
I CAN BREAK THESE CUFFS!!!!!!!!
YouTube - i can break these cuffs
 


I hear ya. Our "highway" (don't get me started it is not built properly) traffic is getting worse and I HATE bad drivers. I really, really, really dislike when drivers drive in the PASSING lane. Sometimes I just wonder what someone was thinking. OOOOO how bout hitting the brakes in the merge lane to get on the "highway" what is with that!!!!!! I could go on and on but I won't
 
LOL the remix...

How about a 4 lane road, two lanes each direction, and people go the speed limit in the left lane. WTF IS THAT? ITS CALLED THE PASSING LANE, NOT CAPTAIN SLOW'S PERSONAL HIGHWAY!

Oh and got cut off today by another GP. Go figure right?
 
Poil336 said:
so i'm coming back up to school tonight, straight 2 hour drive up I-75. it's raining hard enough i'm having trouble seeing through my windsheild, not to mention it's dark. so there's a honda accord taking up so much of my rearview that i can barely see the tops of the headlights. i keep brake-checking but she doesn't get the message. there's a car in front of me and a truck to my side, there's nowhere i can go and she's like 3 feet behind me. she got off on an exit after awhile and later we go into a construction zone. i'm in the left lane, the guy in front of me slows down so i do too, and then there's this white car, another honda coincidentally, flys by texting at about 90. sure enought, ridiculously big fart can. this thing must have had like 850hp. the highway was in no way empty either. caught up to him later in a ditch :th_thumb-up: and then later, a semi truck passes me. completely blows my doors off. i'm still doing 70. honestly, he was probably doing 90 too. scared the **** outta me. and just to add insult to injury, i get off on my exit, 2 miles from school, and an out of state driver cuts me off at a light by making a left turn in a right hand turn lane next to me. i'm glad i got back in one piece.

on a lighter note...
I CAN BREAK THESE CUFFS!!!!!!!!
YouTube - i can break these cuffs
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glad you made it safe!
OFF TOPIC -
OMG you're from Bowling Green? I went there for 2 weeks last fall for a crane class in Cygnet at the Operating Engineers training site. I will never forget bowling green! I've never seen so many hot girls in one place in my life! :th_clapping: Bars are good too! Specially that 2 story bar with the dance floor upstairs.
 
DON'T get me started on the slow left lane drivers. Or the ones that ride beside of another vehicle and wont pass, just holds up traffic. Really chaps my a**.
 
where i live, the left lane is for cool a$$ gangsta's that are so low in their seats u can hardly see them. what me, and other dudes in my family do is to ride in their lane right over the line. dumb bastards.
 


JoelW98GTP said:
glad you made it safe!
OFF TOPIC -
OMG you're from Bowling Green? I went there for 2 weeks last fall for a crane class in Cygnet at the Operating Engineers training site. I will never forget bowling green! I've never seen so many hot girls in one place in my life! :th_clapping: Bars are good too! Specially that 2 story bar with the dance floor upstairs.
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oh yes sir haha. the girls here are amazing. and parties with the sororities? wow... lol. you've gotta be talking about the attic. i got kicked out of that one once haha. funny story though, there was a cardboard cut out of the dos equis guy in the corner that was freaking everybody out. so we decided to take it. one of our guys went onto the street and we threw it over the ledge and he took off running with it!!! hahathe bouncer eventually caught him but we were proud regardless :th_thumbsup-wink: haha
 
I hate people who can't maintain speed through tunnels. I had someone speed up to pass me before a tunnel, then slow down to 40-45 (speed limit was 55) all the way through the tunnel.
 
Warhellride said:
I hate people who can't maintain speed through tunnels. I had someone speed up to pass me before a tunnel, then slow down to 40-45 (speed limit was 55) all the way through the tunnel.
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Lmao… I have been through those tunnels hundreds of times. The second most people enter their brain turns off. The best part is when they start the up hill on the exit and don’t flipping realize their foot is off the gas pedal. And usually when the retards hit about 20 mph they realize how slow they are going, and then speed up to a death defying 40 mph!
 
Poil336 said:
oh yes sir haha. the girls here are amazing. and parties with the sororities? wow... lol. you've gotta be talking about the attic. i got kicked out of that one once haha. funny story though, there was a cardboard cut out of the dos equis guy in the corner that was freaking everybody out. so we decided to take it. one of our guys went onto the street and we threw it over the ledge and he took off running with it!!! hahathe bouncer eventually caught him but we were proud regardless :th_thumbsup-wink: haha
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thats top notch! lol. Yeah, the attic! I actually flagged down a cop and asked him for a ride back to the hotel. We were staying at that holiday inn express right off the interstate across from meijer. All my buddies wanted to stay out till last call. I was like f'it i'm walkin back to the hotel cause we had to be in class at 7:30am. Little did I realize how far away the hotel was. I was in flip flops and my toes were bleeding after 30 minutes of walking. Luckily the cop was nice enough to take my drunk ass to the hotel. haha. good times!
 


JoelW98GTP said:
thats top notch! lol. Yeah, the attic! I actually flagged down a cop and asked him for a ride back to the hotel. We were staying at that holiday inn express right off the interstate across from meijer. All my buddies wanted to stay out till last call. I was like f'it i'm walkin back to the hotel cause we had to be in class at 7:30am. Little did I realize how far away the hotel was. I was in flip flops and my toes were bleeding after 30 minutes of walking. Luckily the cop was nice enough to take my drunk ass to the hotel. haha. good times!
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wow, that's a walk lol. it's bad enough getting back to campus and i live in the closest dorm to the bars. the house i usually go to is back on scott hamilton street by cambell hill if you know where that it. back behind mcdonalds a little bit. it's actually defined on urbandictionary.com haha. idk if it's under the cragg or aggro cragg but it's there :th_biggrin2: we actually got busted there last night. but i was at home, having a better night of my own haha
 
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