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Help with girls?

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My name is Skittles. Want to taste my "rainbow"?
All those curves and me with no brakes.
Want to float in my boat?
Let's procreate.
Do you want to play hotdog bun?
 
so you wanna go out with me?
a. yes (cool lets go)
b. no
wait i'm sorry what did i ask you again?
her: will you go out with me
okay lets go
 


if all goes well at the movies she'll touch your pee pee if you cut a hole in the popcorn bucket
 


slick2500 said:
Go up to her tell her you have a problem you want her to help you with, when she asks what tell her you think your penis tastes like skittles.
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I just sent this via text to a jailbait girl I know, I got a response of
"Okay. But I might get red lipstick and sparkles on it."

Now to see how many more I can get to accept.
 


^^^ the chick i'm with now is like that. i gotta wait hours for a txt back but it's cool since i work 20 hrs a week with her
 
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