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http://www.kijiji.ca/v-cars-trucks/...dan/578022406?enableSearchNavigationFlag=true

This is a little better.

So you decided to look for a Mitsubishi Evo...... well heck you have found the boy racer car of your dreams. This thing is so potent you wont need a Viags prescription to have fun with the missus. This 2008 Mitsubishi Evo is a straight gangster suizide machine with zero emotions, it will straight up cripple you, if you don't respect it. And respect it deserves. Don't even think about buying this car to trot around town like a prissy and show it off, it wants to do two things....1) mangle you, 2) mangle anyone who lines up beside you. I shall forthwith tell you why.

I built this thing to be faaaast, and I don't mean like Ok corvetteski fast or Maybe 5L mustangeee fast, fck no. I built this thing to be retarded fast. Scary fast, so scary you should only technically drive it with a helmet and your last will and testament in your hand.

On to the specification of this thunderous beast of fury. I mean really this thing makes The Death Star look like a tennis ball and if Darth Vader knew how to change gears he would be smashing them in this Evo.

If your under 25 years old, you shouldn't even be looking at this add, there is far too much car pron here for a normal young human like you. You need to step back and wait a few years before you even think about a car this utterly retarded. The neurons in your brain have not yet formed to correct pathways to be able to handle such a device of self destruction.

Spec or "tools of your own self destruction"

2008 Mitsubishi EvoX (look up the basics somewhere).

ENGINE: BRAND NEW MOTOR!!! Just installed in October. Less then 3000km on the engine :-)

2.3L Stroker Motor built by RS Autosports
Darton MID sleeves
98mm Crower crank
87mm CP pistons 9.0:1 Comp
ACL Rod and Thrust bearings
Manley I-beam rods
Stroker oil squirters (its what your blood will do if you drive this car like a kamikaze)

HEAD:
Ported
Kelford 214-b cams
Beehive springs
1mm oversize valves
Ferrera Iconel Exhuast Valves
Ferrera Intake Valves

INDUCTION:
Forced Performance FP_Black Twin Scroll Turbo ceramic hotside
Ported Exhaust Manifold ceramic coated
3.5" Intake
2.75" Upper intercooler pipe
2.75" Lower intercooler pipe
North/South 3.5" intercooler

TRANNY & DIFFS:
Spec Stage 3+ Clutch
Shep Diff pin upgrade
TWM Short shifter
TWM Shifter, Cable and Base bushings
TWM TR 440gram Shift knob (satin black)
AMS copper gate selector bushing
Redlinegoods Shift boot, ebrake boot, padded arm rest.
Beatrush rear Diff bushings
Redline MT85 tranny fluid and Diaqueen diff fluids.

SUSPENSION, WHEELS & BRAKES:
Oem struts with Swift Springs (Dafuq? yeah decided to sell and return the coilovers...)
Hotchkis 32,, F/R Sway Bars
Racingline Rear endlinks
Whiteline Roll Centre Kit
Rota Grid 18x9.5+22 Gun Metal Rims
Hankook V12 Evo Tires (less then 2000km)
Ralliart Front brake guides
GyroDisc Titanium Brake shims
Hawk HP+ Front/Rear brakes

MISC:
JVC KW-XR810 fidelity audio with blutetooth & Remote
Forever Driven A-pillar with/
AEM Boost and AFR gauge
AEM Fuel Pressure Regulator
SSP Upgraded fuel relays
Walbro 255hp in tank fuel pump.
RalliArt Tail lights
55w HID HellaYella Mains
55w HID HellaYella Fogs
Ultimate Racing Single Exit Turbo back with twin resonators.
Orion Detailing Stage 2 polish with OptiCoat2 paint coating.

TUNE:
Jon Drenas Conservative tune (COBB SOCAL)
24psi on 91 Octane - 460awhp
25psi on 94 Octane - 470awhp
Ecuflash with Tephra V1 with on the fly Map Switching and Knock light

ISSUES:
You will die in this nucking futs car if your missing brain cells and lack common sense.

This car has got 1.5 metric f*ck tons of awesome parts. TWM, AMS, Darton, Brembo, Forced Performance, UR, Crower, the list doesn't END. It just keeps going and going, like the energizer bunny on speed.

You like going fast? You need this car. It will go so fast that you may very well go back in time. It happened to me once. Just once, but it was totally rad. Its like someone took a rocket and opened its mouth and poured steroids down its throat and and threatened to kill its family if it wasn't the fastest motherfcker you've ever driven.

I get it. You're busy, I'm busy, lets not waste time. If you're interested send me a message and I'll get back to you ASAP. You send me a message, I send you one right back. That's how this works.

Price is firm, alignment is done, she flies straight like a starfighter. MMMMkay. Ohh an ya no, I'm not shipping this car anywhere, you want to see its awesomeness in person, it will scare you. You will be scared, like under a blanket under the stairs scared. Sorry no Kamikaze test pilots, those guys never return.

I have $35k invested into this car, good luck finding a better deal anywhere else. Selling the entire car, I am NOT PARTING anything out. I don't need crappy stock parts, I spent ton of cash to get rid of the flimsy stock parts. Sorry NO TRADES, not interested in your Mercedes 320CDI either.

email me for more pics, sorry no nudes.
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Ok ok humour over,

I love this car, it is a ball of fun and puts a grin on my face every-time I drive it. However its time to move on.

Never winter driven, battery tender on during winter storage and weekly starts. Castrol Syntec 5w-40 and Amsoil filter every 3000km.

I am still driving it on the weekends so mileage is slowly creeping up.

http://www.autotrader.ca/a/Mitsubishi/Lancer/WHITBY/Ontario/19_7727820_/?showcpo=ShowCPO

PRICE IS DIAMOND FIRM!
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