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  1. #1 Pontiac Aztec rofl 
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    Coming home from work today some tool in an Aztec was driving around like a jackwagon. I pull up next to him at a red light and hes sitting there revving his engine at me. He takes off like a bat out of hell and takes off up the road towards the interstate and starts to slow down, and as I get next to him in the 55mph zone he punches it and starts to slowly take off again, so I figured wth I'll play your game and hit the gas. Needless to say I think he learned that his Pontiac Aztec is not fast at all.

    Last person that tried to race me was driving a 2000ish Malibu.
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    That's funny just the other day I was thinking it would be neat to throw a l67 in a Aztek hehehe.
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    Aztek power.











    right on par with its looks.
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    Thought you were going to say that you lost your mind and bought one because you thought it looked sexy under the moon light.
    im a cookie again yay me
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    The first diff I rocketed in my Stealth was against an Aztec. LOL

    I went to a "Sport Compact Night" as they call it at Pittsburgh Raceway Park. It's for 4 and 6 cylinders only, and of course the few 5 cylinders out there. They had the quick 8 and everyone else bracket raced. If you were eliminated in the first round of the quick 8 you also got to bracket race. I qualified 7, got eliminated in first round. Worked my way through the bracket class and made it to where there were about 8 cars left. I line up against a friggin Aztec, and anyone who knows about bracket racing knows the slower vehicle goes first. I waited at the light for what felt like 20 minutes and when my light dropped I dropped the clutch a little too hard and got too much wheel spin and wheel hop and the diff went bye bye. I still almost hit my dial in. LOL


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    thats like this damn 96 maxima that tried playing with me when i was doing some test runs.

    i was like wtf get away and let him smell my exhaust
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    Now L67 swap the Asstech.
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    LS1 Aztek > L67 Aztek
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    Impressed.
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    ^^ i'd drive that
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sven The Sexman View Post
    Bill had a major role in all of the Star Wars movies; he was the force.
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    Quote Originally Posted by blueguy View Post


    LS1 Aztek > L67 Aztek


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    Sure it wasn't Walter white?

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    There's not much stock Aztec left of that thing...
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    Funny thing is a guy here has an Aztec with the Heisenberg sticker on the back of it.
    2003 Redfire Metallic Chevy Tahoe Z71 - Airaid Modular Intake Tube, Flowmaster Exhaust.
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