So this young chap in a G6 GT decides to Left lane lollygag, doing 55 in a 65 on the highway. I was behind him for a couple of seconds NOT tailgating and I can see him checking his mirror(thinking he might do the considerate thing and go into the right lane) but low and behold he did not. (big pet peeve of mine btw, lollygagging in the left lane and knowing you're blocking traffic). So I did what anyone else would do who gives up on peoples driving skills, I proceed to pass them on the right(of course two wrongs don't make a right but I usually make a finger pointing gesture when i'm ahead of them to move to the right, and not with my middle finger mind you silly people). Well NOW he decides to accelerate, but little does the person know i'm shoopacharged. I go half throttle(it's a G6, not a G8) to downshift and pass the joker as the lanes are about to merge about 100 yards away. So with the slower traffic on the now right lane, any attempt to pass me is now null and void. While thinking to myself I just passed a G6, I said out loud "Take THAT grand prix replacement"!!
So that was my riveting tale, you may no proceed to the free for all section again and look at bewbs.