Ok so I didn't actually kill anyone but i just have a funny story I figured I'd share.
I work in an ice cream shop in a busy tourist town on LI where people always drive their nice cars (Porsche's, Ashton Martin's, BMW's, etc.) so I'm working today and across the street I see a car I've never seen pull up. This is what it looks like
Guy had it sitting on the sreet just like that with the hood open, he just stood by it basking in the attention of everyone coming and asking him what it was ( I did too out of curiosity and its a "Sterling") so I;m sitting behind my counter just watching him and he just parked there, went in NO stores, he just came down to show off his car and act like he was the ****. so after about half an hour of him mooning in the attention he gets in, tries to turn on his car and the engine wont turn over, he tries it like five or so times. Doesn't work. ends up calling a tow truck. his life = epic fail lol. the crestfallen look on his face as the crowd of people that were amazed by it before were now laughing as he was towed away = priceless haha