I hate blue ford tauruses!!!

[Chadgervais]

Those of you old enough to appreciate classic country music remember the song "All My Exes Live in Texas".... Well, all my exes drive blue tauruses. I work in a gas station, and here in Maine there are three kinds of vehicle on the road: The GP (mostly 97-03), The beat up Chevy/GMC truck and the Ford Taurus.

Both my ex girlfriends have 2000-2005 Taurus SES, bright blue, with a spoiler. I hate those freaking cars! Almost as much as I hate the Prius, and the kids who put fart cannons on their Civics.

I gotta move...

[Matt Palm]

its kinda like all teh *****es drive trailblazers

[Chadgervais]

now now, dont knock the trailblazers... its the envoys that suck

[harner]

Not just *****es drive Trailblazers...

This is not your Mom's Trailblazer - YouTube

[Fatboy501]

Wouldn't it be Tauri? Taureses just seems kinda.... eh hell I don't know **** it. Steal 'em and burn 'em, problem solved. Or paint 'em.

[nos4blood70]

Ford Tortoise

[Chadgervais]

Ford Tortoise

Theyre actually faster than I would expect, they also have way too much torque, on a flat surface in drive, just letting off the brake not touching the gas, you pick up quite a bit of speed. Ive observed this on a '97, '99, and an '02

[02 WS6 TA]

Smoking crack. Help is available.

[GERRY]

I have a 2000 and it is blue lol with the 3.0l dohc engine and I can tell you it is very quick with lots of torque.

[fireprix]

Is the Taurus the car you'd really loooove to have? So you hang your hat in your grand prix?

[burgundybullet]

This whole hating tauruses thing is like how I feel everytime I see a white Cavalier coupe. Brings back memories both good and bad but mostly bad. And these cars are everywhere.

[GERRY]

Yes I'd rather have an SHO anyday but the Grandprix is a great second choice

[Chadgervais]

Dont get me started on Cavaliers/Sunfires. Those things are the biggest pieces of junk on the road. The preferred vehicle of drug dealers in Maine.

[DirtDog]

Dont get me started on Cavaliers/Sunfires. Those things are the biggest pieces of junk on the road. The preferred vehicle of drug dealers in Maine.

Haha my brother owns a cavalier and smokes pot! Point proven

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[burgundybullet]

My brother has owned a cavalier for a year now and doesn't smoke pot and literally hasn't had to repair anything. All he did was get new tires for it. lol. It's just the white coupes that I have a problem with.

[Fraschy]

Those Ford Tauruses are UGLY UGLY UGLY!!!! Around here either old people, or ugly trashy girls drive them. Trashy as in the dirty people who wear their jammies in public, with their dirty stained sweaters and slippers. lol

[Peacher213]

Those of you old enough to appreciate classic country music remember the song "All My Exes Live in Texas".... Well, all my exes drive blue tauruses. I work in a gas station, and here in Maine there are three kinds of vehicle on the road: The GP (mostly 97-03), The beat up Chevy/GMC truck and the Ford Taurus.

Both my ex girlfriends have 2000-2005 Taurus SES, bright blue, with a spoiler. I hate those freaking cars! Almost as much as I hate the Prius, and the kids who put fart cannons on their Civics.

I gotta move...

Move here, The ricers seem to have grown up or moved.. We have the occasional taurus but blue ones art not so common...Sorry to tell you but those damn trucks refuse to die. I'm a chevy guy but damn, everyone who drives one acts like a hard a$$.

[outonthetiles]

I hate Taurus's, but check this out:

[MoarkatsINmuhtrailer]

Theyre actually faster than I would expect, they also have way too much torque, on a flat surface in drive, just letting off the brake not touching the gas, you pick up quite a bit of speed. Ive observed this on a '97, '99, and an '02

They also have faulty throttle position sensors that cause them to accelerate up to speeds of 30+ mph without touching the gas...




GO FORDDDD!!!!!!

[Joshmoshh]

I despise Cavaliers and older honda hatches, stupid kids putting bodykits and huge ass spoilers on them thinking they are race cars :|
and the taurus, I was told has many maaannyyy issuesss.