So my old lady (19 year old GF) got really pissed at me tonight. Not sure what it was over really, she just came in screaming at me.
I said, and I quote "I honestly don't know why you are so angry at me, but you need to go to bed and sleep it off"
*Whack*
She didn't slap me, but hit my in my right cheek with a closed fist. She's little, but tiny people and still sting some.
Best part is tho, I had just gotten done mopping the kitchen, so it was slick. She went to storm/stomp off and guess what...karma-train hit her. She slipped and landed face first (don't worry, didnt bust anything but her lip) and I couldn't decide to laugh or help her. Being the kind-hearted person I am, I went to help her, and guess who got hit again...yep me.
So, I have learned today, don't clean the kitchen, or you're woman will get upset and knock hell out of you for it.