Alright, we're familiar with the concept now of taking an old car, making it fat and "retro" and then selling it thinking it's cool. We've done it now with numerous cars, and will probably see it continue.
But this... this is so much worse. I heard Dodge was releasing a new Dodge Dart, so I went and checked in expecting to see a fat, retro-looking dart. Nope. Just an Alfa Romeo.
"Oh hai I'm a 2013 Dart"
"...the hell is that crap above me?"