loser on a bike

[jcmonteman]

the loser i am talking about is an old man, possibly 60-65, always smoking a cigarette and always riding his **** bike...

almost hit me twice within the last 2 weeks

first, he is coming down a back road(it is a downhill road) and there is a bit of sand on the road, i am driving on (25mph) and he slips, slids...comes into my lane, i slammed the brakes, and slammed the horn...then when he got back on the sidewalk, i slammed the gas...then went to the gas station lol

second, i am STOPPED at a STOP LIGHT, somehow he decides to come off the sidewalk on his ****y bike and try and t-bone me! i was like! ***ing F***!
then, i thought i heard something that sounded like his bike handle hitting the side of my car, cuz he slid and stopped...i didnt know if he stopped and didnt hit me though...then he drives away! i track his *** down, he was trying to get away through back roads, i pull up next to him and roll down my window and say
"hey idiot! wtf was that"
he was like "what was what"
my reply "what was what!?!?! what was that back at the stop light"
i think he was high, drunk, old, stupid, ect.
he replied " ohhh that, yeah, you were lucky i didnt hit you"
i was like! !!! " luck you didnt hit me! u r lucky you arnt in jail right now for a hit and run!"
then he comes over and check the side, pounds it with his fist! and says "its ok man, i dont think i hit you"
i say "get the **** off my car old man! your probably so drunk youll fall over on that stupid thing"
then he randomnly says "you ever been in an accident"
i said "yeah, and i didnt run away after it like a scared little *****"
he said "your kinda up front about that arnt ya"
i said "yeah! you freakin idiot, learn to drive that stupid thing or get off it"
cant remember the rest...but at the end, i asked him what the **** he was doing, and he didnt reply with anything other than "get on your way young man" i said "**** off old *****" and turned traction control off...revved to 4k and burned the **** off my tires right in front of his old ****headed face...i also think he threw a rock at me lmfao!!!

all in all...if i see this guy on a bike again trying to come near me, im just gonna call the cops...

[whitehead]

Congratz on being mean to an old guy. Instead of asking him if he was ok you *****ed him out over possibly hitting your car....... There is no win in this what so ever. Im sorry but i give this a giant fail..........

[kentpappy]

Yawn, deal with it. You're just lucky someone actually wants to bone you

[jcmonteman]

you guys dont realize the dumbassed town i live in...potheaded drunk idiots on bikes trying to hit you and run away...if you dont see that, your just as bad as this idiot

[2000gtp86]

that was my grandpa

[Odi]

uMad?

[2000gtp86]

no it was just a joke

[Durk Diggler]

Riding a pedal bike on the road = too many DUIs.
I can sympathize, I drove to work in the city for 2 years the bicyclists have no regard for the rules of the road and other cars and people. My boss was run over one day crossing the street by a bicyclist that ran a red light.

[99prixgt]

LOL that old man is epic

[whitehead]

Well I am a Bicyclist (spelling?) and I can honestly say I give the cars alot of room and dont mess with them at all. I know full well than a 1 ton car can kill me and do more damage than my 30-40 pd mountain bike that I use in the summer. And dont bikers have to obey the same rules as cars?

[matt5112]

yes they do....

[jcmonteman]

they are supposed to...but when the idiot randomly decides he wants to go to the bar, he doesnt care if there is a car in the way he is gonna do the equivalent of jay walking...into my car...im not gonna tolerate him anymore, if he even comes near me with it being an idiot and swerving everywhere...im gonna call the cops

[kentpappy]

they are supposed to...but when the idiot randomly decides he wants to go to the bar, he doesnt care if there is a car in the way he is gonna do the equivalent of jay walking...into my car...im not gonna tolerate him anymore, if he even comes near me with it being an idiot and swerving everywhere...im gonna call the cops

Get a stick, aim for his front tire.

[jcmonteman]

Get a stick, aim for his front tire.

lmfao...if it gets to that point i will shoot his tires out with a bb gun haha

[kentpappy]

lmfao...if it gets to that point i will shoot his tires out with a bb gun haha

That's not cool, that would be illegal.....

[Explicit_Spade]

lmfao...if it gets to that point i will shoot his tires out with a bb gun haha

You're an idiot. A bb gun won't even shoot through a tire.

What is it with the Monte owners on this forum?

[jcmonteman]

You're an idiot. A bb gun won't even shoot through a tire.

What is it with the Monte owners on this forum?

no need to be so rash, ill use a pellet gun then lol

[Dragonblaze]

just paint him up a bit with a paintball gun..much more fun and well,less likely to break his old ass in the fall cuz he could get your plate in the process.

[jcmonteman]

hahaha...the old idiot is probably too stoned to see what brand his cigarettes are...i do have a paint ball gun...id probably use my dads truck anyways, and i do have access to a freezer hahahaha

[Durk Diggler]

Well I am a Bicyclist (spelling?) and I can honestly say I give the cars alot of room and dont mess with them at all. I know full well than a 1 ton car can kill me and do more damage than my 30-40 pd mountain bike that I use in the summer. And dont bikers have to obey the same rules as cars?

You are a rare breed sir!