Thought i had to puke... warning:not for weak stomachs and women.

[AmericanRiceEater]

Hey i just finished off a new mango scallop plate about an hour ago and felt sick for the past 30 minutes. I thought i had to puke up my guts but i was wrong. I went to take a normal after dinner dump and was astonished. My first bowel let out a whole toilet bowl of crap. I honestly got scared how much came out of me. It wasn't just water but mounds of medium soft crap. I seriousley gagged off my own crap smell ( which is unheard of ). I feel a lot better now. All i can say is HOLY CRAP.


Also please take place in the poll, i voted for early morning crap let's see how many early morning crappers we have out there !


P.S If you have any outstanding pictures that your proud of then please share if thats ok with the staff !

[coreygnar]

i dont think u need to put no women, women dont poop its a fact

[AmericanRiceEater]

I don't care if they look to be honest. But you know how they act like they never drop stinker bombs... lol

[TorqueAutoMotiv]

no pic no proof

[AmericanRiceEater]

LOL... dude i don't own a camera. If i did i would deff take a picture though.

[Slowpoke]

Sounds like you got yourself a colon cleansin cleatus.

[AmericanRiceEater]

Man, i dont know what happened. It was a devil crap, it burned, never ended, and reeked.

[gtpinsc]

[AmericanRiceEater]

Just take the poll.

[JarenSTi]

seriously??? ?

[zildjian102]

this post made my night!!

[BlownBigBlock]

Let's see, you post about how you drove drunk and got off a DUI, tonight you post about a super sh1t ya took. Let me guess, you just sit in front of computer thinking of the stupid sh1t you can post? You're how old?

[JarenSTi]

^dont forget he gets old supercharger oil in his gooch

[KawaFord]

This thread is just as stupid as all the others.

[zildjian102]

LOL i just came across that other post tonight which made this one even better seeing that its the same guy lol

[AmericanRiceEater]

Well set aside from all the controversey that i created i can't believe the late night crappers are winning. C'mon morning crappers where are you ?

[Bio248]

i have to poop like 22 minutes after i wake up. if i dont, then i have to take an even worse poop once i make it to work.

[alkygto]

Just took my morning sabatical. Much better.

[AmericanRiceEater]

HAHA YES !

[SlowNA06]

If you're not making at least both appointments, you're not making the most of your day.