while driving, BOC!

**fst** · 01-31-2008

Acronyms that I kinda thought up whenever I drive the car on the road. I hope it catches on, lol. if u got any add them to the list

BOP or BOC ***** on (cell)phone
AHS ass-hat speeder
SAD stupid-ass driver
DASM dumb-ass soccer mom
SMF slow mother-****er
SAB slow-ass *****

**FoSHO99** · 01-31-2008

Can't anybody just use the simple book of swear words. It's easy to blurt about 7 different one's in one sentence, no use of actually using words for me.

**UR LOSN** · 01-31-2008

ohhhh...thats what those mean.........

**GTPluv** · 01-31-2008

I like to say it where I know thay can read my lips! I get alittle peeved when someone makes me mad and then they look away. Look at me when Im yelling at you!

**MTXGTP** · 01-31-2008

Originally Posted by GTPluv

I like to say it where I know thay can read my lips! I get alittle peeved when someone makes me mad and then they look away. Look at me when Im yelling at you!

thats funny

when i get peeved i start cussin and it don't make sense.

**Toasty** · 01-31-2008

Originally Posted by GTPluv

I like to say it where I know thay can read my lips! I get alittle peeved when someone makes me mad and then they look away. Look at me when Im yelling at you!

lol..

some dude tried to cut in front of me on an on ramp (we werent going but 1 mph) and i didnt let him. he honked and was yelling at me, and flipped me off, and i just smiled and waved... he didnt seem happy, but i laughed alot!

**gonneville** · 02-01-2008

Ha, some Asian twat in a CR-V pulled out in front of me on a horrifically busy two-lane here. Stupid ***** didn't even look, and I almost flat-spotted my tires braking. I got next to her at a light, and started screaming at her, and she turned her head. Weeellllll...I had just picked up Chinese, and I had a thing of cherry sauce(which I hate), so I carefully popped the lid, honked, and when she looked, chucked it all over her side window!

I also had another semi come bombing out of a truckstop parking lot without slowing down once. Two-lane again, damn near jack-knifed. Followed him up over the freeway, and he got in the turn lane. He wouldn't look at me, so I chucked a half-full 1-liter of MD at him. Right through the window, caught him in the shoulder, just as the light turned green. Flipped him off, and took off up the road. He tried following, but I was hauling air, and a couple cars got in between before it went back to two-lane.

Moral of the stories:
LOOK AT ME WHEN I'M SCREAMING AT YOU!!!!!!!!

**GTPluv** · 02-02-2008

Oh my gosh!!! You said twat!
I would say be nice cuz you might be needing Her help someday in Her ER. (haha get it. Asian=doctor) But nevermind if she was driving a CRV.
Throwing drinks?! The felonys just keep adding up.

**gonneville** · 02-04-2008

The thing you have to understand about the truck incident is that this guy came bombing out onto the road from all the way back at about 15MPH, and NEVER looked, NEVER EVEN SLOWED DOWN. I was doing 55, and had about four truck-lengths to scrub the difference. My empty flatbed didn't help either. It was locked up and hopping out to the side. I missed the back of his trailer by less than five feet, and left a huge cloud of smoke behind, along with a couple pounds of rubber...I wish it had been my tire-thumper I'd pitched at him.