Thread: Save the Sea Kittens!

PETA // Save the Sea Kittens

People don't seem to like fish. They're slithery and slimy, and they have eyes on either side of their pointy little heads—which is weird, to say the least. Plus, the small ones nibble at your feet when you're swimming, and the big ones—well, the big ones will bite your face off if Jaws is anything to go by.

Of course, if you look at it another way, what all this really means is that fish need to fire their PR guy—stat. Whoever was in charge of creating a positive image for fish needs to go right back to working on the Britney Spears account and leave our scaly little friends alone. You've done enough damage, buddy. We've got it from here. And we're going to start by retiring the old name for good. When your name can also be used as a verb that means driving a hook through your head, it's time for a serious image makeover. And who could possibly want to put a hook through a sea kitten?

I think it's PETA who need some new public relations people if they expect to be taken seriously.

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I didn't notice it was from peta at first. I thought it was a joke.

gay post..... anyways fish are good so screw u haha i love fishin def hate eatin fish though ewww lol

that's weird even for PETA. gave me a good laugh

PETA is a joke. bunch of hippie animal lovers.

If you look through the site, you can find a book of bedtime stories for sea kittens. It includes stories about sea kittens growing up to be bitter and wanting to kill land kittens. I don't know whether to laugh or worry that someone (very likely everyone) at PETA needs psychiatric help.

there's a school here in South Dakota where PETA sent an official letter asking them to change their name to the sea kittens

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