Thread: post your scam emails.

got this one today. this guy must of had spell checker, most have so many words misspelled or misused its retarded.


i need to raise my 120 usd asap lol

American Embassy
Department United States
01BP 2012 Cotonou Benin Rep.

Greeting from U.S Embassy,

THIS MAIL IS ONLY FOR THE OWNER OF THIS E-MAIL ADDRESS


Hello:Beneficiary,

Please i want to inform you that your fund was brought to my desk this morning because the SECRETARY OF UNITED NATION here in Benin Republic said that they
will divert your compensation fund to the Government Treasury account just because you failed to pay for their fee of your fund which is just $120.00 usd
only.

But i told them to wait until i hear from you today so that i will know the reason why you rejected such amount of money $1.5m which is a compensation
from United Nation and will change your life just because of $120.00 usd

I want your urgent response as soon as you receive this email and explain to me the reason why you should abandon your fund or if you don't need it then we
can change your name to another person so that the corrupt Government officials of Benin Republic will not claim this money for their selfish interest,

However if you are still interested in this funds then you fill your information below and get back to us immediately.

YOUR FULL CONTACT INFORMATION IS NEEDED.

YOUR FULL NAME:------------------------
YOUR PRIVATE PHONE NUMBER:-------------
HOME ADDRESS AND CITY--- -------------
SEX/OCCUPATION:-----------------------
AGE:----------------------------------

I will wait to hear from you now through this Email ( usembass5@yandex.com )


Mr.Michael Raynor.
United States Ambassador to the Republic of Benin
E-MAIL:- usembass5@yandex.com

Message from Arlene "Silky Lips" Shortridge:

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i get them too. i never signed up for this crap lol

First one sounds legit...

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I have these drop into my Spam folder, they auto pay every month, tried of looking at them.

Dear David,

This is a reminder that you have an upcoming payment due that will be automatically debited from your bank account.

What can I expect?
Your payment may not be reflected on your account until after your scheduled payment date.
Your payment will be effective as of your scheduled payment date.
You will receive a separate communication confirming that your payment has been applied to your account.
Questions?

Visit us online at Navient.com.

We appreciate the opportunity to serve you.

Please note!

We recently communicated to you that Sallie Mae became two separate companies and that as of October 13th you are a Navient – Department of Education customer.

Sincerely,

Navient - Department of Education Loan Services












Just 8 more years...just 8 more years....just 8 more years....just 8 more years.

i get some spam emails at work and they never make any sense. the language is always gibberish and doesn't quite make sense. the fun part is at the end of the email there's text left in it about someone doing code for programming all the time. for instance (the end of an email i got today):

compiling my test program with Visual Studio
Sorry I wasn't clear enough in my 0a58500b-17e0-44be-969a-b905115dc3c4: Mra must be kept as it is, I don't want it to be 0a58500b-17e0-44be-969a-b905115dc3c4 to Mistera. That is, I want either Mr I somehow assumed that+is an unary prefix 0a58500b-17e0-44be-969a-b905115dc3c4 which can precede numeric literals only (i.e. something which is readily detectable at parse time). It didn't occur to me that it can 0a58500b-17e0-44be-969a-b905115dc3c4 any 0a58500b-17e0-44be-969a-b905115dc3c4

@FrerichRaabe You can even overload it, see updated answer

3

Fun include that due to or positive sign being general operators and not part of the syntax for literals, with C++ implementation based on two's 0a58500b-17e0-44be-969a-b905115dc3c4 0a58500b-17e0-44be-969a-b905115dc3c4 of integers it's impossible to 0a58500b-17e0-44be-969a-b905115dc3c4 the most negative 0a58500b-17e0-44be-969a-b905115dc3c4 of a signed type as a negative literal. E.g., for 16 bitint, the expression-32768is equivalent to0 - 32768which involves the positive 0a58500b-17e0-44be-969a-b905115dc3c4 32768 which is out of range: invalid.

3

It's not exactly as @Cheersandhth.-Alf suggests: for 16 bitint, the 0a58500b-17e0-44be-969a-b905115dc3c4-32768is the 0a58500b-17e0-44be-969a-b905115dc3c4 of the unary-operator to the decimal constant32768.32768cannot fit into anint, so it has typelong, and negating alongproduces anotherlong.-327680a58500b-17e0-44be-969a-b905115dc3c4 0a58500b-17e0-44be-969a-b905115dc3c4 has the 0a58500b-17e0-44be-969a-b905115dc3c4 0a58500b-17e0-44be-969a-b905115dc3c4, just not always the expected type. Whatcanproduce that problem is the expression-9223372036854775808, since9223372036854775808might not fit into any signed integer type.

so freakin weird.

what a waste of time to type that out lol at least they aint looking for money.

the front half of the email is click bait that i'm not sure where it leads.

literally anyone that falls for it is a complete moron.

this is a new one. not 100% sure but i think the scam is they want to refund you if you've been scammed lol


With due respect


It';s our pleasure to inform you that United Nation in West African had a meeting with the Authority of International Court of Justice concerning scam activities in African countries in such as *****ia, Benin Republic, Ghana and Burkina Faso the report of scam against innocent people worldwide such as U.S.A citizens, Asia and European.

Whom the country of *****ia/Benin Rep, Burkina Faso Ghana and other African Countries mostly West Africans,have decided to compensate you due to meeting held with Four countries Government and the world high commissions against fraud activities by the Country above.

Your name was among those that scammed as listed by the West Africa Financial Intelligent Unit (WAFIU)compensation has been issued out in Certified ATM Visa card or cash delivery to your home address value of $3.5MILLION USD to all the affected victims and has been already in distribution to all the bearers.
Your name was among those that were reported undelivered as of this moment and we wish to advise you to comply with the instructions of the Committee Chamber to make sure you receive your fund by any mode of transfer or cash delivery without any further delay.


We advise you to do the needful thing to make sure the WAFIU transfer or delivery of your fund via our reliable Courier Company appointed.You are assured of the safety of this transaction and availability and be advised that you should stop further contacts with all the fake people and fake security companies. scammers and Bank impostors.



Therefore you are advice to contact the lawyer in charges of this BIACARD ATM and his name is Barrister Joseph Ugoeze and make sure you contact him immediately with your complete information needed for delivery.

REF: 2103VC.
E-mail (lawwelfarrechember@gmail.com)
Name: Barrister Joseph Ugoeze
Contact Number: +234-8173367668



Contact him with your full delivery information regarding the delivery of your fund such as:your name, Address, your phone number, Gender and also a scan copy of your International Passport or any Id Card to avoid wrong delivery and then for Post/Mail service and also any beneficiary will be responsible for delivery charges/Mail fees so as to avoid any scam and you will receive your funds by cash delivery or ATM Visa card without any further delay.



WAFIU further told us that the use of *****ia Couriers and the Benin was abolished due to interception activities noticed in the above mentioned courier services in Benin, *****ia and Ghana and thereby have made a concrete arrangement with the reliable courier company for a safe delivery to your door-step once the beneficiary meets up the demand of the conveyance.

Yours in Service,
Secretary: Mrs Mariam Nwayimma.

looks like more of the same BS like the last one lol

Hello Dear

I am Mrs Maryanne Jones; I am a US citizen,58 years Old. I reside here
in Texas. My residential address is as follows.3215 Golden Willow
Kingwood TX.77439, United States, am thinking of relocating since I am now Rich
And comfortable with my Family. I am one of those that took part in the
Compensation in Africa many years ago and they refused to pay me, I had
Paid over US$74,000 for the past years while in the US, trying to get my
Payment all to no avail. And they always stopped my funds with one reason
or the order.

However, I decided to travel with my Son to WASHINGTON D.C with all my
Compensation documents, And I was directed by the ( FBI) Director
JAMES BRIEN COMEY,

to Contact Mr.Mark Kelly, who is a representative of the (FBI) and a
Member of the COMPENSATION AWARD COMMITTEE, currently
in *****ia. And I contacted him and he explained everything to me.
He said whoever is contacting us through emails are fake.

He took me to the paying bank for the claim of my Compensation payment
This was paid to me successfully. Right now I am the happiest woman
on earth because I have finally received my compensation funds of (
US$2.5Million) Hence, Mr.Mark Kelly, showed me the full Information of
Those that are yet to receive their compensation funds and I saw your name
as one of the scam victims and one of the US$2.5Million Beneficiaries that
is why I decided to email you to know if you have Received yours, and to advise
you to stop dealing with those people, they are not with your funds, they are
only making money out of you.

I will advise you to contact Mr.Mark Kelly, You have to contact him
Directly on this information below to know if he can help you too.

COMPENSATION AWARD HOUSE
Name: Mr.Mark Kelly
Email: mrmarkkelly20@gmail.com


You really have to stop dealing with those people that are contacting you
And telling you that your fund is with them, it is not in anyway with
Them, they are only taking advantage of you and they will dry you up until
You have nothing left.

The only Money I paid after I met Mr.Mark Kelly was just $490 for the
Ownership Paper Works, Take note of that because that was only money I
Paid.

Once again stop contacting those people, I will advise you to contact
Mr.Mark Kelly so that he can help you to deliver your fund instead of
dealing with those liars that will be turning you around asking for
different kind of money to Complete your transaction.

Thank You and Be Blessed.

Mrs Maryanne Jones
3215 Golden Willow Kingwood Tx. 77439, United States

i'm glad mr. mark kelly is a down to earth guy with a gmail address. how neat.