Thread: Fun facts about Bill...

We were all noobs once...except Bill...he's been in existence since the beginning of time.

When God said, "let there be light," Bill said, "turn it off I'm trying to sleep!"

The reason the dinosaurs went extinct was because Bill was pissed that he ran out of watermelon ale so he killed them all.

Bill is the reason the Eiffel tower is crooked...he was in charge of lining it up vertical but after multiple watermelon ales, his sight was slightly skewed.

Bill is the reason the Devil went down to Georgia...Bill told him to GTFO of CT.

When Bill realized how much he missed his Bonnie, he stuck the ground thus opening the sinkhole in the Corvette museum.

Bill's favorite quote: "I don't always do name changes, but when I do it's hilarious."

If Chuck Norris were to shave his beard, you would see that he is really Bill. Notice you haven't heard anything from Chuck Norris for awhile meanwhile Bill is everywhere...coincidence? I think not.

After Bill got tired of dealing with Grand Prix's, he sent a carrier pigeon to GM. This carrier pigeon, infused by the anger of Bill, made the CEO's head explode thus resulting in the closure of all Pontiac plants.

During WWII, the US did not drop an atomic bomb on Japan. Bill sneezed while eating sushi and leveled Nagasaki.

The statues at Easter Island are actually busts of Bill.

When Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone, he already had three missed calls from Bill.

Bill has already been to Mars...that's why there are no signs of life.

Bill once took a piss in a semi truck fuel tank just for fun. That semi is now known as Optimus Prime.

Bill had a major role in all of the Star Wars movies; he was the force.