Bill once looked at dRunK13. and wondered how he managed too outswim every other choice.
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12-09-2014
Bill invented fire by reflecting the sun off of his head
Originally Posted by theaceofspades
12-09-2014
i guess this one got your name back.....so much win there^^^^^^
12-09-2014
that one i believe is true
Originally Posted by Bio248
Originally Posted by Kilroy
12-09-2014
Women leave the toilet seat up for Bill
12-09-2014
I can't believe I just read all five pages.
This is hysterical.
12-09-2014
wait tell page 50
Originally Posted by Bio248
Originally Posted by Kilroy
12-09-2014
This is the one that put me in tears.
12-09-2014
Lmfao
12-09-2014
The chevy plant once consulted bill to fart to make the real tornados they put in their vortec motors.
Chevy Silverado made by Bill Boost and big d!cks
Originally Posted by theaceofspades
12-09-2014
although he was begotten, not made, bill lets his 'mother' act the part.
12-09-2014
Bill taught Fonzie to "aaaaaaaaaaa!
12-10-2014
Bill knows where Waldo is.
12-10-2014
Bill has a bear rug. The bear is still alive; it doesn't move out of fear.
12-10-2014
Bill and Stephen Hawking were sitting around discussing quantum physics when an argument ensued. Bill ripped open time and space with a quick motion. Stephen Hawking was pulled into the fold and has been in a wheelchair ever since.
12-10-2014
Bill is not bald; he sucks the hair into his head when he needs more aerodynamics.
12-10-2014
O.K. this may be fun but let's leave his sex life out of this
12-10-2014
Once a man disagreed with Bill....his name was forever changed.
Originally Posted by Sven The Sexman
12-12-2014
Bill gives all prostate exams.
12-12-2014
once at age 12 bill was let into a program for exceptional youth that would cater to their gifts.
he promptly entered the facility, pulled the fire alarm, and as everyone rushed from the building announced "i am the only one that matters!"
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