when we enter a worldwide nuclear war the only person left unphased will be bill.
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Bill once taught a German Shepard to bark in Spanish.
Bill's cereal never gets soggy; it sits, waiting, staying crispy just for him.
Bill is Chuck Norris.
Bill doesn't dial the wrong number; you answer the wrong phone.
Bill won American Idol...using only sign language.
Ghosts sit around fires and tell Bill stories.
When Bill plays poker, he can beat a royal flush.
Bill once made a Happy Meal cry.
Bill once called 911 for Chinese food...and got it.
Bill went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, beams of light reflecting from Bill's brow deflected the bullets. JFK's head exploded out of pure amazement.
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