bill can install siding from 500 yards out with his air nailer.
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12-09-2014
bill can install siding from 500 yards out with his air nailer.
12-09-2014
Bill once brought a knife to a gunfight...just to even the odds.
12-09-2014
every time bigfoot has been photographed it was actually bill taking a stroll through the local forest.
12-09-2014
when someone uses the reference "you're the man" to anyone, it's actually in reference to bill.
12-09-2014
the last supper was actually prepared by bill.
12-09-2014
lol
Originally Posted by Sven The Sexman
12-09-2014
when bill mows the lawn he uses a pair of childrens scissors and stripes the lawn better than any professional ever could. in 5 minutes.
12-09-2014
When Jesus walked on water, it was actually Bill holding him from underneath.
Originally Posted by Sven The Sexman
12-09-2014
at the end of world war ii, hitler did not take a cyanide pill on purpose. he was force fed it by bill.
12-09-2014
bill laid the great wall of china by hand.
12-09-2014
In a day.
12-09-2014
the earth only rotates as bill walks around and any sudden change in direction is why massive storms are created.
12-09-2014
bill separated the continents from it's former version of pangea because he swung his axe too hard, too many times.
12-09-2014
Stonehenge is the ruins of the locals sacrificial place to Bill.
Originally Posted by Sven The Sexman
12-09-2014
When moses parted the red sea, it was really Bill using the force from a great distance.
12-09-2014
Bill is superman's kryptonite, therefore he is stronger than superman.
12-09-2014
when california breaks off and falls into the ocean, bill will be there lending a hand to make sure it stays at the bottom of the pacific.
12-09-2014
Bill knows more about the 3800 than the engineers who designed it.
12-09-2014
rocket fuel is a more friendly term to use than "bill's urine".
12-09-2014
Bill can play Chopin...on the drums.
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