Dad,
Stopping over to let your dogs out, I noticed your lawn needed a mowing. It's been hot and at your age/health I constantly tell you to stay indoors. Glad you followed that advice.
I took you being away from the house as an opportunity to help out. Your weed wacker doesn't appear to be tuned properly, I got by though. While driving your mower around, and it's an interesting feel to drive it. I did what I could. I'm a full throttle, top speed kinda mower as you know from my childhood. Your mower has a small deck and fairly slow full speed. Again.. I did what I could. Sorry your lawn looks like crap.
I did find myself thinking that if someone said "Forest, Forest Gump" I was required to answer with a "yes"
Is your mower the exact one from the movie?