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    Include the Author, Book, and Sentence

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    In Chapter 1, you learned that a semiconductor diode is a device with a single pn junction.
    "Electronic Devices: Conventional Current Version" 8th edition.

    Since that one sucked, here's the next book.

    Use the given graphs of f and g to evaluate each expression, or explain why it is undefined.
    "Calculus: Early Transcendentals" 6th edition.

    Does anyone still own or buy real books anymore?
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    My book only goes to page 18. I'm sad.
    I drink..so consider that when reading my posts.

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    My book only has pictures!!!

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    IF an attempt is made to change parameters when the instrument is locked, the user is automatically requested to unlock the instrument.
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    Closest book was "Hole's Human Anatomy & Physiology". Page 45 was a full page diagram of a female torso.

    boobs, and author name of Hole.


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    toscano designs a gardening book lol- pg 45- what's more beautiful and serene then the tender moments between a mother doe and her baby fawn? "

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    "And you would prefer to hide from the end of the world in remote ol' New York City"
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    "See the bruises where I hit my kneecap?"
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    The only book I see close to me is Shooter's Bible 103rd Edition
    (no complete sentences here)

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    "Within minutes, the pups lay unconscious in the grass." not sure how to take that..
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    ...GM Parts catalogs.... and a phone book

    I'll skip this one.

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    ...not scanning/monitoring your motor is like bangin a hooker and you just HOPE your not infected.
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    Walker exhaust systems 2010

    "If welded assembly,replace all required parts"

    Hmmm.....
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ginseng View Post
    Walker exhaust systems 2010

    "If welded assembly,replace all required parts"

    Hmmm.....
    umm if you have to replace some parts i would suggest something a bit larger lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by ericspecullaas View Post
    umm if you have to replace some parts i would suggest something a bit larger lol
    Cant its welded and my exhaust is plenty wide enough.
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    Ken Follett

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    I took out a mortgage and fathered a child on the strength of it.

    I own a few books and still look to buy more. I hate e-readers.


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    United States Air Force Airmens Manual.

    "Waterways may contain obstacles or parasites that can penetrate unprotected skin and cause serious illness."

    Well looks like I'm using a jimmy for anyaction this year!
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