Thread: Funniest thing you ever did in School.

ROFL. I wish I had thought of that. I was pretty dull in school.

every day i school i sk my auto mechanics teacher about made up car parts (i.e. blinker fluid, muffler bearings, piston return springs)

he gets so mad and confused and one day hes gonna snap.

I think it was when we were to give a verbal thing on a book report. I found a book that completely descibed my teacher, who I hated, and the old hag in the book had the same last name as my teacher, Ms Welch. I gave the report, and she sent me to the principals office..

I had the book with me, took it with me, the teacher about had a heart attack when the principal started to read the pre-amble for the book.

well i have two or three that i think fall into tha funniest category...

1. my freshman yearof high school wehad a history teacher, a real hornball hed sit all tha girls up front n all tha guys in back, hed set tha temp at like 59 degrees so ud either have to wear a hoodie or else for tha girls u know what would happen.... anyways, he had this small table he used as a desk that was on wheels and really sturdy one way, but not som much tha other n he always sat on it while he gave his lectures... well during break one day i turned his table around, put all his stuff back tha way it was so it looked exactly tha same if u glanced at it... once break was over i sat in my seat along wit everyone else n waited... sure enough he started lecturing, went to sit down on tha edge of his table, n fell flat on his a$$ while all his stuff topled off of it haha.

2. years later when i was a senior, tha same history teacher who had since then retired was our sub for phys ed.... poor guy. on a good day, my class was insane... i guess u could call me a ring leader haha, but we were supposed to play dodgeball, yeah right. my class doesnt play a sport if my class doesnt wanna play a sport. i cant explain everything that happened... but ill try to give u some examples: balls obviously thrown everywhere, even at tha teacher. there werent any dogeball games... jus a dodgeball war. people took their clothes off. one of my friends dry humped me from one baselin on tha basketball floor to tha other end in tha missionary position haha. me n tha same friend attepted to depants tha teacher. once we hit tha showers i sang a song to tha teacher while i lather my naked wet body with soap and repeatedly caught my genitalia between my legs... haha what a great class.

3. also my senior year... we always parked on this one street by our school for weight lifting in tha mornin, but they had to blacktop tha street so they told us we couldnt park there til they were done with tha lines... well they had already black topped it after a week, but they werent doin tha lines on it til school was out, yet tha principal still said we couldnt park there for pretty much no reason.... we werent hurtin anyone parkin there so i didnt get why... well me bein tha obedient student i am told everyone before school to park in tha most awkward and pointless places ever cuz theres nuthin our principal could do about it cuz there were no lines... we cant get tickets if were not illegally parking, n were not illegally parking if theres nolines n were not on tha curb... so there were about 40 or so cars parked on tha street we werent supposed ta park on... normally it had diagonal stalls, however there were some who were parallel parked 3 feet off tha curb, some were backed up to tha curb, some were diagonal as if their were a stall, some where perpendicular to tha curb, others looked as if they sped up to tha curb n were in a hurry to get out of their car... jus an overall mess of cars. throughout tha school day multiple students got talked to by tha principle n refused to move their car, she even called tha cops on us n barked at them to give us tickets... tha cops reply was simply, "i cant give them tickets bc they didnt do anything wrong if theres no lines on tha street..." haha. we then made a rap about it in my college english class that we nearly got expelled for.... ha

Freshman year of high school I got really hungry and noticed the teacher had her lunch spread across her desk and was about to start eating. I casually walked up to the desk, pulled up a chair, and started eating everything. She was so startled and confused it took her a couple minutes to process it and say something. Even then all that came out was "Excuse me, what are you doing?"

Senior year we made a slip n slide in the hallway, had a bbq & tailgated in the parking lot, and tp'd our principles house.

Me and a few buddys from the football team picked up our principals karmen ghia andput it prefectly stadled on some 12x8 parking gaurds they had in the parking lot.. it actually took him 2 days to ask for some help getting his car down.

And after that he started parking in the upper lot so we took my truck and a couple old tires and blocked his car in with those huge construction dumpsters. his car stayed blocked in for the weekend...

and then there was the switching of football jerseys so noone was wearing the right ones..

Then there was burning our schools initials into a rivals football field in 15 foot tall letters... and ofcourse we filled there pool with our schools pompoms

me n my buddy took the wipers off the principals car and left only the actual metal wipers "WILL SCRATCH GLASS IF TURNED ON" so to be nice we put a big note on his seat saying DO NOT TURN ON WINSHIELD WIPERS haha he didnt see us but we saw him and his face was priceless lmao this was just something to do in our boring town ha