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  1. #1 How to avoid a speeding ticket 
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    Last week I was on a road trip to see my daughter in Memphis,TN. On my way home and hauling ass through Mississippi, I was doing just over 100 mph around the Bogue Chitto area on 55. I looked in my rear view mirror and a state tropper was on my ass, this guy came out of thin air! Anyhow.... I got in the right lane and slowed down and pulled off to the shoulder before he even put his lights on. I was busted and I knew he was gonna pull me over. I had my license and proof of insurance ready when the cop came up to my window. He asked my why I was going so fast and I replied with the truth... I told him I was heading back to Houston from Memphis and was trying to get there before I got tired. The cop goes back to his car for about 5 minutes, comes back and asks if I am law enforcement. I told him "no but my brother is" He told me to slow it down and have a nice day!!!!
    All thanks to a sticker that cost me $1.99 on ebay, here is the link: THIN BLUE LINE FOP Police Reflective Decal Sticker | eBay

    My gf got pissed because she always gets pulled over and this is the fourth ticket I have gotten out of since I put this sticker on. I have it located between the back up lights so it is in clear sight of anyone running my plate. Enjoy!

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    lol! Flashing your boobies also helps.
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    yeah but I am only an A cup.

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    Ok I might sound a little dumb here... But what is the purpose of the Blue Stripe.....
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    Easy don't speed, not even for 3 over, I pulled for that once, the cop said he was feeling generous and let me go.

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    Ok I might sound a little dumb here... But what is the purpose of the Blue Stripe.....
    Some charity probably
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    The Blue represents the officer and the courage they find deep inside when faced with insurmountable odds.

    The Line, the line is what police officers protect, the barrier between anomie and a civilized society, between order and chaos, between respect for decency and lawlessness.
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    Thin blue line sticker means either you or a family member is law enforcement. and what he said ^^^^^^

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    It also helps if you're white too.
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    in jersey we have this great little cards you get from the your friend the cop or cop family member. this card is good for small violations, speeding and such. i dont think over 100 it would float but it would be worth a shot. got out of a few good tickets because of these cards.






    its all up to the cop whos pulling you over if he wants to honer the card or not. and why he stopped you in the first place. this wont work for drugs being found on you or your car, your just fvcked keep the card in your pocket and spare the cop who cave it to your the embarrassment of knowing you lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by E IN v Y View Post
    It also helps if you're white too.
    Lol. Hasn't really done much for me it seems.
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    Read title, skipped the rest.

    Don't speed.
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    Quote Originally Posted by W-Body Store
    Remember, GM engineers didn't take into account your need for speed.
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    Just was cursing the high heavens for a ticket I received. Then I saw this thread lol. Dc has so many speed trap cameras its sickening lol. You have no choice but to do the speed limit (which you should do at all times) but with the cameras lurking everywhere you don't want to risk it. Dc speeding cameras tickets start at 150 and max out at 275 or a camera flash ticket lol. Simple solution, don't speed.
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