Yesterday my boss jumped a coworkers ass for parking her car in front of the store. All employees are required to park in the rear of the building.
Today I showed up to work to find my bosses car parked in one of the spots reserved for our delivery vehicles. It was his day off, so I called him and told him that someone had abandoned a blue piece of $hit in front of the store and I was going to have it towed. He just kind of laughed and said he would move it later.
I felt that him leaving his car in front of the store was an insult to my coworker. So in bold white letters I wrote "For sale $200 obo" on his rear window (facing the bussiness loop) along with his cell number.
He called in at 11:00 wanting to know why he had 14 calls from people inquiring about the car he has for sale.
I love being a smart ass.