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Im thinking im gonna order one of these from ebay...
Pontiac Black Tear Drop Keychain - New! | eBay
Or this one
http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/Ponti...#ht_3630wt_939
Okay, not my picture, but this is all i carry.
Heres mine.
From key fob counter clockwise: Key for the ignition, Spare key that doesnt work cause it has no chip (great for pranks and shinanigans ), house key, and heres my favorite thing... the hood ornament off my 1978 station wagon, key for the row boat trailer i haul, and a breathalizer tube that carries a funny story with it.
Well...
(grab somethin to eat this might take a while)
11:15 pm I got pulled over.
Cop asked if i knew why he pulled me over and i politely responded no sir i dont. Well turns out my upper rear brakelight was out. Im like oh well thank you for telling me. I thought hed just go back to his squad with the lights flashing and look at my drivers license for a while and then come back and give it back... but NO! Comes back and asks where im goin which is no biggy and then starts askin where i was comin from. I said i was goin home and had just left a bonfire. He looked at me and says have u been drinkin? im like no way sir i dont drink. It didnt help that i was a high schooler at a bonfire so he kept asking 4 questions. Where r u goin? Where r u comin from? Have u been drinkin? and Was there alcohol at the bonfire? eventually between me drivin off the main road to take backroads and not knowin where they went (he asked and i said i had no clue where i was) and eventually gettin really confused and said i was goin to a bonfire. Thats when he pulled out the breathalizer and said blow slowly for 4 seconds which i did and then he started yellin at me to blow harder and im like wtf? After he popped off the tube handed it to me and said get ur brakelight fixed and said drive safely.
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