Chuck Norris can tie his shoes, with his feet.
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08-01-2011
Chuck Norris can tie his shoes, with his feet.
08-01-2011
I am Chuck Norris. At least that's what I'm told.
08-01-2011
you lie!
chuck norris is the only friend of the most interesting man in the world
Originally Posted by Xorbex
08-03-2011
did that myself once, it was pretty funny
chuck norris doesnt take showers. showers take him
Originally Posted by Xorbex
08-03-2011
When God sneezes they say "Chuck bless you."
08-03-2011
God said "Let there be light!" Chuck Norris said "Say please."
08-03-2011
In Soviet Russia, you don't shoot jumper. Jumper shoot YOU.
......wait.....wrong thread.
08-04-2011
I'll bet you're dead now, because Chuck Norris doesn't like mistakes, especially when they involve him
Originally Posted by KeithGTP03
08-05-2011
chuck norris doesn't do push ups. he pushes the world the other way.
08-05-2011
Before God created the heavens and the Earth, Chuck Norris created God.
08-08-2011
chuck norris IS the most interesting man in the world. and yes, he only drinks do sequis
Originally Posted by Xorbex
08-08-2011
Chuck Norris is his own dad.
08-08-2011
chuck norris is his own grandpa
Originally Posted by Xorbex
08-08-2011
cick norris is everyones dad.
08-09-2011
You know they say Chuck Norris's tears can cure cancer....too bad he's never shed one.
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