Thread: The brandonl2000 dictionary of the south

hmm someones busier then a one legged man in a *** kicking contest

Originally Posted by bluegtp91

That's like sayin you couldn't hit the broadside of a barn with a golf ball from five feet out if you tried.

The one where I live is WAY better

You couldn't hit the broadside of a barn if you were in the barn!

oh.. and to add to my southern dictionary. let me define this. YOU heathens up north don't know how to eat. if it ain't deep fried, you're doing it wrong. that is all.

(take me lightly, i keed i keed)

Originally Posted by brandonl2000

oh.. and to add to my southern dictionary. let me define this. YOU heathens up north don't know how to eat. if it ain't deep fried, you're doing it wrong. that is all.

(take me lightly, i keed i keed)

Wisconsin still wins, beer, cheese, brats...

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Originally Posted by Thunderturd

Wisconsin still wins, beer, cheese, brats...

no, we win. bbq, fried chicken, burgers, greens, potatoes, REAL soul food. it's amazing.

I <3 fried food. I'd probably go insane if I didn't have fried food.

Originally Posted by 4THGENCAMAROFAN

I <3 fried food. I'd probably go insane if I didn't have fried food.

this child is my exception. the rest of you, DEEP.FRY.

Im an exception? whys that lol

cus you eat fried food, therefore you are not the weird food eating heathen i generalized you northerners to be

Oh ok...i LOVE fried chicken..you already know that lol.

Originally Posted by brandonl2000

no, we win. bbq, fried chicken, burgers, greens, potatoes, REAL soul food. it's amazing.

You forgot about the grits.

lolz i know!! i looked at my best friend the other day we were eating wings and nachos and what not... i said "jasmine, you know we can't keep eating like this forever..."

she gave me a crazy look and goes, "the hell we can't!!"


EDIT: AND the grits!!

Originally Posted by scottydoggs

like people from Boston are easier to understand?


you guys got some weird ways of saying things too, up north lol

we just drop the "r"s thats easy to understand. we dont say wierd **** like this, thats like kicking a chicken up a gumball tree, ya hear

"Going clean off" (Guh-oh-in-g, kuh-le-in, aw-f)
The act of yelling when your pissed.
Example: I went clean off.

Can also be directed towards someone.
Example: I went clean off on XXXXX

In more extreme cases with increased anger the person that was gone off on can also be substituted by adjectives such as biitch, asshole, fvcker, etc.
Example: I went clean off on that biitch.

Well yo momma is nuttier than a squirrel turd.

And I like fried chicken and watermelon too. You guys ever had collard greens. Now thats some eatins mmm mmm.

Originally Posted by slick2500

Well yo momma is nuttier than a squirrel turd.

And I like fried chicken and watermelon too. You guys ever had collard greens. Now thats some eatins mmm mmm.

this man knows how to eat! though i'm not big on watermelon, i love the flavor. and collard greens is where it's at.

Im pretty sure im more country than you brandon. Thats how we talk up hurr.

Originally Posted by TheOtherNick

Im pretty sure im more country than you brandon. Thats how we talk up hurr.

i iz not alone in teh countriness??

what are grits?