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  1. #1 read this text aloud today... 5 speed fail 
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    i was sitting in engines class today, and as class was about to start i recieved a text message saying roughly:

    "so a friend of mine let his girlfriend drive his car. she was doing highway speed and for some reason dropped the transmission from 5th to 1st"

    i've never heard a entire classroom groan and laugh in unison, and then of course the question: was she thinking?

    apparently, she knew how to drive a stick shift because she was really good at the racing game at dave and busters.

    upon getting the shop, the car obviously woudn't start. the transmission was toast, and i was told that the cylinder head was either cracked or the head gasket was toast because the motor was hydrolocked. i asked what kind of car, and it's some sort of suzuki. my response was total it out, and i got "no, he just got it, he wants it fixed." i then asked if he at least dumped the girl - "no, they've been dating for like 3 months, and she offered to pay for half of it". I said i would break up with her for sure and was told i was heartless and an evil person. i thought i was sane.

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    LMFAO that's HILARIOUS that's why I wouldn't let my girlfriend drive my car whether it's automatic or not :P
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    Wow.... Thats about all I can say.
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    im glad my girlfriend isnt an idiot. ive let her drive my car before and would totally trust her to take it on her own and not screw it up.
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    Another reason why women need to stick with autos.
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    You said "I'm done with it"... car says "Oh, really? *trollface*"
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    She must have pushed really hard to get it into first. Any car i've had it never really liked going into first if you were going over about 20.
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    thats not a 5 speed fail, thats a driver fail
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    lolz women drivers..
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sandman View Post
    Another reason why women need to Stay in the kitchen.
    Fixed
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    women driverz rule when they have vtec civics and chiz
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    Lol, I was changing the oil in a girls civic turbo for her. She had no idea what she was driving, I got all of a quart and a half of oil out of it.
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    eh my ex drove a SI, she knew how to maintain and work on her car, but my gtp was still faster
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    i know a lot of females that drive a stick better than i. i agree though, i would make that ***** pay for the whole thing...i'm not goin halvesies bc she's an idiot...

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