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WOMEN
A real woman is a man's best friend.
She will never stand him up and never let him down.
She will reassure him when he feels insecure and comfort him after a bad day.
She will inspire him to do things he never thought he could do;
to live without fear and forget regret.
She will enable him to express his deepest emotions,
and give in to his most intimate desires.
She will make sure he always feels as though he's the most
handsome man in the room and will enable him to be the most confident,
sexy, seductive and invincible...
No wait... Sorry...
I'm thinking of whiskey. It's whiskey that does all that shht.
Never mind.
wow
i love talking to strangers....
she thinks my tractor sexy....
dont you mean THIS friday. that's tomorrow.
moving way too fast with a girl has it's consequences
I was just at the Post Office dropping off a package when I overheard the postmaster talking to her co-workers....a TE city mail carrier STARTS OUT at $21/hr... (TE being temporary). In her own words "Why are we going broke if we can afford to pay $21/hr to a temp worker?"
My thoughts exactly...
She wont even talk to me now, but I cant stop thinking about her....
i fuggin hate when that happens bro.
Finally after weeks of her and I trying to find time..
We got a date for this weekend
lol2:20 AM <TeeWX> i dont read i just drink
2:18 AM <nawarkk> Chad learn to read fool! lol
i hate mornings
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