Thread: You know your a college student when......

lets see what you all can come up with. i'll start it off

you know your a college student when you cook everything in the microwave

you know your a college student when you have walked in on your room mate an his girlfriend going at it enough times that now you just find it extremely funny that you interrupted

you know your a college student when you and your room mate have had to develop some kind of sign you leave outside the door to signal that your getting busy

you know your a college student when you have to wear sandals in the shower because who knows what someone else just did in there

you know your a college student when you drink and study or drink rather than study

you know your a college student when you say you have to study just to get your girlfriend to get out of your room for a few hours

you know your a college student when you spend hundreds of dollars on books and don't even crack the cover once before you sell it back at the end of the semester

you know your a college student when you know 100 different ways to cook ramen noodles

You know your a college student when you plan your Wednesday and Friday Classes to accomodate your wicked hang over from the night before

you know your in college when you use empty beer boxes as garbage cans.

you know you a college student when you watch a min avg of 3 movies a week

you know your a college student when you refuse to do laundry until youve worn everything you own...maybe twice

you know your a college student when you actually get sick of pizza.

you know your a college student when you're reaaally broke and tired 24/7 from drinking and/or studying

when you have pizza boxes stacked as high as your refrigerator for months

when you have to haul beer cans from your house and you collect $265 in deposit money

when you have all your friends possession tickets taped to the wall in your living room in order of who blew the highest

you know your a college student when youve had to return your girlfriends pet to the pet store because she got caught with it in her dorm

When your second and third languages are drunk and wasted.

When you've spent 20 minutes arguing on who's paying for the pizza in front of the delivery guy.

When high class dining is the chinese buffet.

when you replace your christmas tree with a life size one of beer cans

When Nati lite starts tasting good.

Originally Posted by benner

When you've spent 20 minutes arguing on who's paying for the pizza in front of the delivery guy.

When high class dining is the chinese buffet.

when you replace your christmas tree with a life size one of beer cans

When Nati lite starts tasting good.

Its Natty light and it always tastes good.

when you live on a uc campus for over half a year and dont even go to the school

A buddy of mine did this and went to the jc up the road he just wanted the "school Experiance"

then he got caught

when you have music battles with your room mate to see whose music can go louder

when you get pissed cause you got kicked off the internet for a half hour cause they caught you trying to torrent on the network again

when u carry your booze in a book bag because your not 21 and its also convenient for going from party to party

when you have to hide your booze because you cant trust you're douchebag roomates to not tell the ra you have it

when you live with three people and talk to none of them accept when you have to cause they are lame and nothing like you at all

you know your a college student when you are saving up money by putting left over change from taco bell in an empty gallon milk jug in hopes that the money accumulated in there on the day of graduation will be enough to move your lazy a$$ to NC...