Long story short, after an exhaustive search of every auto store around here for a replacement vacuum T (the ones that go around the S/C) with no results, I sucked it up and went to the dealership to see if they had any.
The guy there wasn't exactly sure what I was talking about so he turned his computer screen to me and on it was a beautiful, expanded picture of the 3800 series II engine. When I say "expanded" I mean that every single part of the engine was shown, but pre-essembled (a little hard to explaine).
Just wondering if anyone had it, or another kind of super indepth diagram.