I had my 99 pulled up in the front yard of my parents house. I took it to the track the night before and had a 13.5 dial in written on the side back window. I hear the dogs bark and look out and some guy is inside my car! So I walk outside and this is what followed,
Me: What the **** are you doing?
Him: I'm checking it out, got the keys so I can drive it?
Me: ummm no I don't just let strange ppl drive my stuff.
Him: well I'm not gonna buy it if I can't drive it.
Me: who said it was for sale?
Him: you got a price written in the window and its out front
Me: that is from the drag strip last night, and I park it here so it's out of the way
Him: this is bull**** man you should put a sign up that says its not for sale if you're gonna park it out here!
Me: how bout I put a sign on it that says "For Sale" if I wanna sell it
He mumbled something as he walked back to his car then peeled out of my driveway. This was quite a few years ago but stupid non the less!